The ultimate form and stage of the Swag cycle. The swag molecules will grow exponentially until it reaches a point where the molecules overflow through the person's body. This will usually corrupt the person's speech and body actions in a way so inexplicably awkward. The person will start to feel very fly, causing them to act like a bird and make them do the occasional bird sound. The biggest advantage of having awkward swag is that it makes them a chick magnet, which helps gain baby chickens.
Dude 1: Yo dude, you're acting so fly. Are you on meth?
Dude 2: Hahaha, no. It's my awkward swag.
Baby Chick 1: Hey girl, why am I attracted to that guy?
Baby Chick 2: IT'S HIS AWKWARD SWAG!!! HE'S A CHICK MAGNET!!
Dude 2: Hahaha, no. It's my awkward swag.
Baby Chick 1: Hey girl, why am I attracted to that guy?
Baby Chick 2: IT'S HIS AWKWARD SWAG!!! HE'S A CHICK MAGNET!!
by Mr Awkward Swaggg April 9, 2013
Get the Awkward Swagmug. An imaginary location in which two persons are locked in eternal awkwardness. Often found in failing relationships.
"Bert, I love you."
"Hang on there, Betsy. This is heading into awkward central."
"You're right. It's best we keep it fun and friendly."
"Hang on there, Betsy. This is heading into awkward central."
"You're right. It's best we keep it fun and friendly."
by Bert Bets January 26, 2008
Get the awkward centralmug. When someone is talking to you and you don't hear them so you say "What?" and they repeat themselves but you still don't hear them so you say "What?" again and they repeat themselves again but you still don't hear them so you just smile and nod.
"How do you do this math problem?"
"What?"
"How do you do this math problem?"
"What?"
"How do you do this math problem?"
... smile and nod... "Oh, ok..."
Awkward "what?"
"What?"
"How do you do this math problem?"
"What?"
"How do you do this math problem?"
... smile and nod... "Oh, ok..."
Awkward "what?"
by DiSK151712 July 18, 2010
Get the awkward "what?"mug. the monday after Homecoming weekend, where everyone hears the stories of what happened at the party, and all of the people who hooked up are UBER awkward around each other/ avoidant. my personal favorite day of the year.
by DemiVikiC November 6, 2007
Get the Awkward Mondaymug. an individual excessively afraid of social interaction due to some form of peer rejection or personal choice. Presenting a form or different forms of uncomfortability when around others.
by Priscilla Christie December 1, 2007
Get the socially awkwardmug. You twist your thumb, unnaturally behind your pointer finger knuckle, to the point where your thumb can go no further. Then you make a fist with the rest of your fingers, and it looks absolutely awkward.
Person 1: Hi, my knee is really killing me today.
Person 2: Man my head is killing me, we drank too much last night.
Person 3: Wow, my ass is really sore from all that butt sex.
Person 1 and 2: *awkward fists*
Person 2: Man my head is killing me, we drank too much last night.
Person 3: Wow, my ass is really sore from all that butt sex.
Person 1 and 2: *awkward fists*
by Sharahoeva and Kokomo February 6, 2009
Get the Awkward Fistmug. 1. A condition characterized by extreme, prolonged, and/or unintentional awkwardness.
2. Pants that fit awkwardly.
2. Pants that fit awkwardly.
1. Wow, I must be wearing my awkward pants today. First, I tripped over two stools in my first class, and then I accidentally made fun of my best friend after lunch....Sigh.
2. Wow, did you see Pete's pants earlier? Talk about awkward pants...
2. Wow, did you see Pete's pants earlier? Talk about awkward pants...
by Rosie lurvs Sven August 24, 2009
Get the awkward pantsmug.