ASTRO

Always Stating The Really Obvious

similiar to Captain Obvious.

user1: you are such a republican
user2: dont listen to him he's ASTRO

by deervark September 21, 2005

Astrology

For the ones that don’t know the difference between astronomy and astrology. But there is a really difference.
Astronomy is star science. Like the things with telescopes, stars, planets. Also food: Milky Way and Mars ;p But astrology, that’s something else. Astrology, is totally bullshit. Astrology is the weird shit you see in magazines. Horoscopes. According to a horoscope, your cat is gonna die tomorrow and someday there’s gonna be ‘a special day’. Probably that day is just the day when there is a promotion on corn flakes in a supermarket. Now you will probably never be mistaken for the word astrology again.

By Brother Nebraska

‘Hey, you there. You like astrology, right?’
‘It’s astronomy, f***ing asshole.’

by 512 GB April 24, 2020

Astro

A Weird Kid On The Internet Who Calls Themselves Astro And Is Addicted To Robox Arsenal

Astro is a weird Kid.

by DefinitelyNotAstro June 24, 2020

Astrobattle

1.An old school asteroid game made new with componets and modules including, battery,micro reactor,lite cannon,heavy cannon,electronic beam,riffle, bride for the crew and trusses made out of Titanium and steel.
2. a game that features player made ships and multiplayer options.

"astrobattle is decent creative game"

by someone June 21, 2004

AstroMan

Another creation of Dr. Wily. According to the MegaMan-8 instruction manual, AstroMan was built to hypnotize the planetarium viewers. He was later modified into a fighting machine. Numbered as DrW-#058, AstroMan is, perhaps, the only Robot Master built that doesn't look like a human wearing battle-armor. AstroMan posesses the ability to dive in and out of dimensional rifts, and summon down swarms of meteors on his opponents. He also has two smaller "satellite" orbs orbiting him to provide cover fire. He appears to be weak against weapons that can seek him out. Though he has many powerful attacks, his meek and cowardly nature prevents him from fighting properly, resulting in mostly hit-and-run tactics.

AstroMan stars in two games throughout the series. His first appearance was in MegaMan-8, where he was weak against the Homing Sniper. (It's also neat to point out that using the Flash Bomb while he's dissappeared will reveal his location.)

He was revived by King in "MegaMan and Bass", (Which is more popularly known by it's Japanese name, RockMan and Forte.) where he gained the ability to create duplicate holograms of himself with the ability to attack on their own. In this game, he takes extra damage from the "Magic Card", though there isn't any plausible reason as to why.

by Dray84 January 22, 2005

astrogliding

Verb. Meaning the act of well-lubricated anal sex or a well-lubricated handjob. The polar opposite of dryjack or dryfuck. In terms of anal, usually pertaining to fast, frenzied, and incredibly pleasurable. Never used in the singular.

1. It didn't take long for Matt to reach an incredible, trembling climax while he was furiously astrogliding his lover.
2. Nobody was interested in the fact that Jack was astrogliding to the sound of Angela's voice.

by Miss Necrosis M. Atrophy May 16, 2006

Astroglide

2nd best sexual lubricant on this planet

She put 5 drops of Astroglide in the reservoir tip condom before she rolled it onto me, and once I was in her I didn't even know I had a condom on.

by John R. December 9, 2003