almost fucked

When you don't quite complete the fuck but you shorty gives you maybe a boob or two

"Yeaaaaaa that bitch fine as hell, cody terell almost fucked. she gave me a whole boob or two"

by Hi5manENT April 11, 2019

Sour Apple Altoid

When a man pees during a blowjob right after ejaculation.

Girl: Oh gross, you gave me a sour apple altoid!
Man: Curiously strong!
Girl: *Vomits*

by Curiously Sour May 7, 2011

Alton

The act of getting all ten fingers in any one orifice at the same time.

That chick was so slutty, I gave her Alton.

by Nitro 7 September 28, 2013

actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoondib ab

Of, or pretaining to someone not believeing a word is real

Gina was actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoondib ab about the word actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoondib ab

by kel February 18, 2003

almost done

not really actually close to done, and probably not done for a while.

sitting in an uncompleted state while other things- like checking one's facebook account, singing into one's hairbrush, dancing around one's bedroom, and dating other guys- get done.

jack: are you done yet?

jill: i'm almost done

(jack checks internet and sees jill responding to multiple comments about urbanddictionary week on facebook)

jack: :-/

by Delicious Monster February 3, 2010

Altoided

Getting your dick sucked with a mint in the mouth of the sucker.

"After I made her come, she clkimbed off and Altoided me through the roof"

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

Almost Here

Debut full length album From The Academy Is...

Released in 2005 from Fueled by Ramen

Track listing:
1. Attention
2. Season
3. Slow Down
4. The Phrase That Pays
5. Black Mamba
6. Skeptics and True Believers
7. Classifieds
8. Checkmarks
9. Down and Out
10. Almost Here

Almost Here is the best album from TAI so far.

by radioOFF October 13, 2008