Assedema

A large derriere caused by, or due to having the appearance of, swelling in the buttocks.

"Do these Jeans make me look like I have Assedema?"

by MJinMaine July 3, 2009

r/AskReddit

A subreddit where people ask questions (mostly about sex) and people answer in the comments. Kind of like Quora... with a lot more sex.

John: opens r/AskReddit
John: why the fuck is every other question about sex

(no seriously i went to r/AskReddit and every other question was about sex)

by Lunškudr November 7, 2021

askew

not in proper place, rolled up.

Ariella: did he feel you up?
Leah: well no not really, but my shirt was totes askew ;)

by cssswaglol January 3, 2012

asled

To have been queried for your age, gender and geographical location by means of instant message, online chat, bulletin board or other form of internet-based communication.
Past tense and past participle of asl

Ack! I've just been asled!

by benightedbastard April 8, 2004

quarter-assed

Half of half-assed; a very, very poor attempt. First coined by GC of Fafarazzi.

Those new kids can't even make a quarter-assed attempt at sounding intelligent.

by shanut August 4, 2008

Arked

(ärkt) 1. When a Game that had plenty of time in Early access or beta programs, is filled with bugs, glitches, exploits, and routinely crashes long after the official release of the game. 2. When the game you love and have supported through the intentional individual purchase of each dlc instead of purchasing the full season pass constantly screws you over on a regular basis via broken coding.

I was playing on the Hardcore Ark servers on a level 100 character who had all the tekgrams unlocked when the game crashed and I drown in two feet of water, I just got Arked so hard!. (or) The company Wildcard just Arked its entire community with a recent patch.

by Cpt Flags August 7, 2018

get ashed

1. when someone makes a garbage ass dumbass joke and no one laughs
2. when you text in a group chat and no one answers

When you're having a normal conversation and someone says something random u say this phrase
ex:

"hey whats up Daniel!"

"hey whats up Minwoo"
"Goch"
"..."
"yea ok buddy get ashed"

":0"

by Boarhunter203 August 16, 2019