Alpha Log

Alpha Log is the dude that ends up sleeping on your couch for 3 weeks.
Dude's an Alpha Log ; he hijacked our couch and wouldn't leave.
by DMack2018 February 28, 2018
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Alpha Simp

A person who's an alpha chad and gets all the girls, then hardcore simps for them.
Dude got all the grills, then puts hoes before bros. He's actually an alpha simp.
by Professor Potato May 01, 2020
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Alpha Baiting

Verb. Luring an Alpha dominant personality into their most primal, aggressive state by sly and subtle entrapment.
Bill was alpha baiting Jeff by using his own words against him. The rage boiled over as Jeff’s alpha personality had no other outlook to express himself other than a huff and a puff.
by Craig Dearborn November 20, 2019
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Alpha Romeo

A distinguished man who both passions his work and his woman, is a strong leader and developer, has a drive to make strong financial gains and finds that many people will try and assimilate themselves with said “Alpha’s.” It’s an honor to be an Alpha Romeo.
You better watch what you say to him he’s an “Alpha Romeo.”
by Stud22 March 08, 2022
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alpha operator

The head operator on an IRC channel.
Loup is the alpha operator for #goth.
by Macavity November 01, 2003
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Alpha Injection

An ancient remedy which cures all female ailments, Its a very special art which can only be performed by a True Alpha (A Large Male Usually taller than 6ft 5), it comprises of a large boner being
inserted into a females vagina followed by a large amount of "Remedy" which is injected deep into the pussy. Variations of this can also be performed in the mouth, or in the arse, but if performed to shallow, will not be as effective. Wasted remedy can be perfomed between the tits, under the arm, in the hand, between the feet, behind the knee, and in the hair of the female.
"Hey Sarah, I can cure that with an Alpha Injection"

"Why go to the DR when my Alpha Injection will cure that"

"Ive been saving some hardcore remedy for your next Alpha Injection"
by Justforthelols December 02, 2011
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Alpha Dugan

The most athletic, handsome, intelligent sex beast who just happens to have a micropenis.
Son: Wow look at that guy he's getting with so many girls!

Dad: Well obviously son, thats Alpha Dugan! He's a beast!

Son: Wow! Dad, when I grow up can I be like Alpha Dugan?

Dad: No.
by pattysouffle December 08, 2019
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