Afronym

An Afronym is the Ebonics equivalent of an English word.

The Afronym for "Person" is "Muffucker," as in the sentence:
I told that muffucker to stop dat shit.

by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

Map of Africa

A game played by standing in a line with your mates and pissing yourself. Whoever has the piss stain that looks closest to the continent of Africa wins!

They just got done with a round of Map of Africa. I just Map of Africa'd on myself.

by krugball May 12, 2016

afronomy

the study of the afro. Also known as afrology.

When I was accepted into Harvard in late 1988, I decided to major into afronomy.

by TheAfronomist January 3, 2009

Afrodita

Most beautiful girl in the world. Her name is of Greek descent and means goddess of love, because she is. Whoever ends up with her is the luckiest guy in the world. He better know it too.

My girlfriend Afrodita is the coolest person i know. She's like a goddess!

by erafhome February 4, 2010

starving kids in Africa

Phrase used by Catholic priests or nuns to guilt parochial students into eating vegetables that are good for them or donating money to yet another Catholic charity.

Example 1:

Sr. Mary: Eat your brussels sprouts, Susie.

Susie: But, I don't like them, sister. They're yucky!

Sr. Mary: I can't believe you are wasting food. Why, there are starving kids in Africa who would give anything to have those brussel sprouts. So, you eat them, you hear? They're part of God's bountiful harvest.

Susie: (Looking guilty) Yes, sister.

Example 2:

Sr. Mary: (To class) As part of our Lenten service project, I am asking that each of you donate your lunch money today to the Feed the Children organization. In return, you will receive one cracker and a bowl of watered-down chicken broth for lunch - just like the starving kids in Africa eat every day.

Susie: (Looking longingly at her lunch money) Yes, sister.

by Loxi July 18, 2009

afrobowl

a pipe of marijuana packed so high that it resembles an afro. Also known as a afrogreen.

"i been smoking on that afrobowl all day, im out of weed."

by jesusdied October 20, 2009

Afronoob

Someone who is really tall or good at sports, but doesn't like to use it to their advantage.

Not to be confused with an Afrostar, who uses their height and skill to their advantage all the time.

-Look at that guy on the volleyball court, he's 6"8, but he's playing the back row!
-Wow, what an afronoob!

by The Afrostah January 18, 2010