Won't be able to get any food

Hey! You know who else won't be able to get any food?

Hym "ME! I won't be able to get any food either. But not because of the government shutdown. I don't use a cent of taxpayer dollars. Well, actually I used 2000 of government money after my landlord turned me on to a post covid program that guve you money for rent. That was back went my car broke down and my only source of income was doordash. So, 2000 taxpayer dollars in 35 years. I'm not going to have any food until Friday because my gas station pay is shit and I'm not getting paid for literally inventing AI. So, I have half a loaf of bread. I have less than a half a gallon of water. I can't count on both hands the number of times I've had to go without. THIS TIME is relatively better because at least I have the break and an assortment of jalapeño jams my mother made. But I will finish that gallon of water and I'm not going to have anything to drink until Friday at 4 am. Can't drink out of my sink. The water that comes out of my sink is a milky white. So isn't that interesting? Now that YOU won't have anything to eat, it's a crisis. Isn't that crazy?"

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

un-die-able

The ability to not die. It is a more fun way to say something or someone is immune to death.

She is un-die-ble or I am un-die-able

by wafflelover201 May 7, 2023

Able-Wackets

A saliors card game in wich the loser is slapped with a knotted hankerchief.

Gean: "Boom Shocka"

Freddie: "You betch"

J doe: "You sure u know whats going on?"

Gean: "ID care, this is fun and I get to Able-Wackets U and Fred

by sillyrabbitdck's-r4chicks October 18, 2009

Able

A discrete and work place friendly way of saying that someone is fuck-able; without risking your career or looking like a pig.

Damn Jim, did you see that chick in mini skirt and boots?

Yeah bro, that girl was able

by Jmoneyfresh86 August 22, 2021

gong-able

Pertaining to an order placed over $5,000 dollars.

Shawn placed a gong-able order for $25,000 resulting in 5 strokes of the gong.

by BustedZit March 21, 2023

Aww-able

A term to describe the cuteness of an object/act. Originated from the term “aww,” a sound and reaction people genuinely have when seeing something really adorable.

The joke he made was so gross that it was un-aww-able.

by WaDaAgShPa RoSaCyMeYi May 12, 2022

Ador-hot-able

Someone who is so hot but also so adorable at the same time

Majd is so ador-hot-able

by Ghostieee September 9, 2019