ABL
Anybody But Lakers syndrome

A syndrome that occurs, usually in or around the month of May where a Laker hater jumps onto the band wagon of any and every team that the Los Angeles Lakers face. The band wagon jumping is usually accompanied by loudly proclaiming that the opposing team (and/or its individual players) is the second coming, and a lock to defeat Kobe and company.

Hater: "Denver is gonna wipe the floor with Lakers."
Fan: "Don't worry about him, he just suffers from ABL."

The Very Same Hater, just 10 days later: "Utah is the truth. They're just too physical for the Lakers. Utah ftw!"
Another Fan: Sounds like somebody's ABL is acting up."

abl by "Jaguar" Chris Dickens May 20, 2008

ABL

ANGRY BLACK LADY

ABL

black female who is angry and won't let u talk, typically they're seeking help but are unwilling to listen to solutions.

ABL by TheDevilllll666 April 8, 2019

ABL

Stands for Asian Basketball League: What happens when a whole bunch of Asian guys get into any university or inner city gym and start playing some pickup b-ball. It is often characterized by an impressive plethora of mad handles ankle breakers and totally sweet hairdo's, but a curious lack of elegance with regards putting the ball through the hoop.

"Dude, I was playing some pickup today at the Y and this sick AZN kid shook me so hard, but then stuffed himself with the rim."

"That's the ABL for you."

ABL by Tmoney89 May 12, 2006

ABL

Anybody But Lakers syndrome

A syndrome that occurs, usually in or around the month of May where a Laker hater jumps onto the band wagon of any and every team that the Los Angeles Lakers face. The band wagon jumping is usually accompanied by loudly proclaiming that the opposing team (and/or its individual players) is the second coming, and a lock to defeat Kobe and company.

ABL by "Jaguar" Chris Dickens May 19, 2008

ABL

always believe lesbians

“Kevin keeps calling Beth a liar, so I reminded him to ABL.”

ABL by teamommy December 18, 2024