"That Desmond, he only ever learns the hard way, don't he?"
"He never listened to his father, that's why."
"He never listened to his father, that's why."
by Colin 100 November 30, 2012
"Why's that guy stood there like a statue with his front door still open?"
"Dude, he's probably having his front door pause."
"Dude, he's probably having his front door pause."
by Colin 100 November 01, 2013
"Running a first marathon on only sixteen weeks' training? Yes, it's do-able. You won't enjoy it, dude, but it's do-able."
by Colin 100 November 28, 2012
"I had a nightmare yesterday."
"Oh? At what precise time did this happen?"
"During my afternoon siesta."
"Dude, that wasn't a nightmare. That was a daymare!"
"Oh? At what precise time did this happen?"
"During my afternoon siesta."
"Dude, that wasn't a nightmare. That was a daymare!"
by Colin 100 December 07, 2012
"We're going to get married."
"But Dan, you're a guy, and Hector is a guy too. How can you possibly get married? It isn't possible."
"It is now!"
"It won't really be a marriage though, will it? You need a man and a woman for that."
"But Dan, you're a guy, and Hector is a guy too. How can you possibly get married? It isn't possible."
"It is now!"
"It won't really be a marriage though, will it? You need a man and a woman for that."
by Colin 100 December 09, 2012
Someone playing the victim, who works in a place voluntarily but wants to pretend there's an obligation forcing them to be there.
"You ain't no wage slave actually, honey. Door's over there! Woss stoppin' you leavin' if you likes? Why nuttin! Nuttin stoppin you leavin at all. So stop your moanin' an pretendin' an get real."
by Colin 100 October 30, 2015
..."That disease he has does an awful job on you. Your lungs fill up."
"Well, he should have kept his penis out of other men's bottoms then," Janice says, lowering her voice though, so the nurses and orderlies in the hall don't hear.
~ "Rabbit at Rest", by John Updike (1990)
"You want to know why I don’t have AIDS, why I'm not HIV-positive like so many other people? I don’t fuck around. It’s as simple as that."
~ "Timequake", by Kurt Vonnegut (1997)
"Well, he should have kept his penis out of other men's bottoms then," Janice says, lowering her voice though, so the nurses and orderlies in the hall don't hear.
~ "Rabbit at Rest", by John Updike (1990)
"You want to know why I don’t have AIDS, why I'm not HIV-positive like so many other people? I don’t fuck around. It’s as simple as that."
~ "Timequake", by Kurt Vonnegut (1997)
by Colin 100 December 01, 2012