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Salt Water Titties 

You just have to Love the Age, We Live in. One Minute, your Lady has a Chest, that looks like Sunny Side Eggs, hanging on Nail.. A couple hours Later, she comes out of the Dr's Office, with the Most Perfect Set of Salt Water Titties, Money Can Buy and becomes a Perfect 10!!!!! (Insert Star Spangled Banner Here)...:-)
Salt Water Titties by Ghost1319 January 13, 2015
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canadian water-pluck 

When your taking such a huge shit. That as soon as the heavy ass projectile hits the water it creates a drop big enough to go up and slightly in your ass hole. Therefore making the rest of your dirty business very wet and uncomfortable.
Yo dude, i was taking the biggest shit last week and when the huge thing fell in the water i got a canadian water-pluck, and now i still have that damn water in my ass and it moves around when i walk.

dirty water 

dirty water by From the 203 September 2, 2003

bean water 

What you call coffee if it is the only thing in the house that you have to drink.
Drinking bean water before you go to sleep tweaks you out and makes you sweat.
bean water by teacherdave January 27, 2004

Fap water 

The water in a bathtub after you are done fapping in it.
I fapped in the bathtub and my mom told me not to drain the water because my little sister still had to take her bath. She promptly splashed around and gurgled my Fap Water. Julie, if you read this in the future, I'm so sorry.
Fap water by CSLuto January 1, 2012

boob water 

water collected by the boob area of a woman's bathing suit and must then be squeezed out
*girl squeezes boobs in bathing suit*
guy: umm what are you doing?
girl: squeezing out my boob water gosh
boob water by itsxsuperxmimi May 10, 2009

fresh-water jellyfish 

The male ejaculate left floating in the tub or shower following masturbation, resembling the marine invertebrate. Generally non-poisonous.
"Dude, go ahead and use my shower but I know you haven't been laid for a while. I better not find any fresh-water jellyfish in there later."

"I would never do such a thing, mate. I'm offended you would suggest it... Any baby oil in the medicine cabinet?"
fresh-water jellyfish by JT Amish December 15, 2009