Man Whore 

A man who engulfs himself with numerous womanly affairs in search of trying to find someone. None of the females end up actually liking him because he is a tool and a douchebag who takes shitty mirror pictures in cardigans to try and be classy. (Failing)

Paul is a man whore.

And he is stinky.

Man Whore by aconcernedniqqa January 1, 2012

Man-Cow Love

When a man loves his cows more than he could ever love a woman.

Man-Cow Love: When a dairy farmer spends more time and money on his cows than his girlfriend.

Man-Cow Love by farmerswife June 6, 2013

man in the canoe 

"Man in the Canoe" commonly refers to the clit as being the man in the canoe. Think about it, you'lll figure it out.

Have ya seen the man in the canoe yet? If ya haven't than your probably still a virgin.

man in the canoe by AndySRT8902 June 16, 2016

Man Boob Call

When a man puts his cell phone in his breast pocket and due to excessive movement, a call is dialed by accident.

Strange. I heard a voice coming from my shirt and realized it was my boy, Mike on the phone. He asked why I had called him. "Man, sorry, I just man boob called you, bro....whazzup?"

Man Boob Call by mruptownman May 22, 2018

Man bun 

An oxymoron in terms, as it is neither edible or a representation of masculinity.

May also be called a Bitch Biscuit, or as seen below, a douche donut.

Always remember to let down your man bun before going onstage for your drag routine.

Man bun by Oddih October 18, 2020

Man Date

When 2 stright men spend time together

hanging out
man-date

Roberta's husband and my husband are going on a man date today.

Man Date by Angie June 1, 2005

man ass 

Occurs when you sit on a pubic or office toilet that is gender specific for men and the toilet seat is warm, hot or sticky from the man that just left.

Normally an unused office toilet is cold to the touch but a man ass toilet seat is warm, hot, or sticky.

man ass by ecabrera1 October 27, 2008