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Red Land High School 

Also known as "Red-Neck High" or "The high school with the highest teen pregancy rate in the district", Red Land is a school full of controversy and interesting people.
Its actually more like its own world, cut off from the rest of society. Those who stay within the Five Circles of Hell: Lewisberry, Etters, Goldsboro, Newberry and New Cumberland without branching out and experiencing different people and opinions are doomed to live a life of obscure, sheltered, conservativeness!
There are witches-the office secretaries, a horrible hairy monster who exudes a stench so powerful and overwhelming that it is unbearable...And of course, we have a head-worlock who sometimes forgets the human nature of his students and speaks on the loud-speaker in his native tongue of "Novo"...its very similar to Russian.
-Students were caught bringing vodka into the school building after they were discovered heavily inebriated during their first period class.

-Last year there were approximately three separate bomb threats against Red Land High School. One of which the students had to stay outside for three hours fenced in the track and field area. Lunches were brought down to the students by truck. A huge epidemic of sunburn is believed to be directly linked to the bomb threat incident.

-Roughly six girls at Red Land are pregnant at any given time.

-There is a problem with cocain addictions and also with the selling and distribution of cocain, marijuana, mushrooms and alcohol.
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Gonzaga College High School 

Gonzaga College High School is catholic high school located 6 blocks from the Capital. They are called the Purple Eagles.

They pwn St. John's and Prep.
Gonzaga College High School.

Girl: Gonzaga guy are a bunch of pimps. Prep likes it anal, and do St.John's have guys?
Other Girl: No? I dont think they do?
Girl: Yea, i think your right.
Other Girl: Yea, and those Prep guys are a bunch of rich homsexuals that only get in because there parents are rich.
Girl: True.

Davis Senior High School 

A high school in Davis, CA where students like to get drunk everyday of the week, do a lot of coke, and drive nice cars. Favorite lunch destination = chipotle. And generally you can find students from this high school in abundance at In-n-Out literally any day of the week (minus during finals) either drunk or passed out until their closing which is at 1am. Somehow, however they all make it to very prestige universities.
Hi my name is John Doe, I go to Davis Senior High School and I have a 4.8 GPA, a 2390 on my SAT's, and I'm enrolled in some of the most rigorous courses in the state of California. I'm also completely thizzed, coked, high, drunk, and adderralled out of my mind right now.

Wyoming High School 

A small high school in Cincinnati, Ohio where everyone knows everyone else's shit. Most people come from very wealthy, mother fuckin, money makin families, and if you don't, then you probably aren't very cool. Of course, they are a few exceptions, but we don't need to discuss these special cases. Most people will be found dressed in sperry topsiders, ralph lauren, lacoste, etc. Cliques are everywhere and if you aren't in one, then who are you anyways? Everyone smokes and drinks and generally just likes to party all the time. It's kind of ridiculous and what they're known for. They have they're own slang, for example "got weak", "swoll", "skep", "geeked up" and many more. Also, people tend to be very jealous of Wyoming's athletic capabilities. Because they are just good at everything. And oh yeah, they were recently ranked 50th in the nation. So basically they're a bunch of smart asses.
"That was one skep Wyoming High School party last night. I got so weak when that one really swoll kid wearing the pink Ralphy got so geeked up at that scandalous video."

"Yeah I know man. That's the Wyo for ya."

Fitch High School 

High School in the suburb of Youngstown Ohio, filled with juvenial drug attics, underage pregnant girls, classrooms that flood (occasionally), stereotypical gym teachers, Mr.Norah (guiness book of world records two titles held; worlds biggest nose, and worlds biggest dickhead, also Fitch High School VISE-Principal), a new "dress code" that bans individuality (would be called a uniform but then they would have to buy all new uniforms for students with reduced lunch) , shitty sports teams, big burly teachers that will kill you if you get into a fight (Mr.Murphy), and a lunch room divided by skin-color.
Mr.Conroy, Mr.Fender, Mr.Case, and Mr.Kimmel (gym teachers) all wear to-short-shorts and put the "athletic kids"/jocks against the "athletically challenged kids"/nerds.

Mr.Norah, nothing more to say.

My teachers (big burly ones) have spoken to my classes about wanting to "break up" fights with as much force as possble.

Dude hes been over in "Little Africa" for a minute or two, its either a drug deal or a shanking.

Fitch High School open enrollment, enough said.

Chelmsford County High School For Girls

Chelmsford County High School For Girls, otherwise known as CCHS, is an all-girls grammar school in the South East of England. Despite most classes being rowdy and generally unproductive, it somehow gets extremely good results.
CCHS girls typically spend at least half an hour every morning at the bus station or outside KEGS, where they get their only taste of boys.
There are many cliques within the years, and generally one "outsider" in the class, who make no effort to talk to, let alone make friends with anyone else in their class. There are often disputes within these cliques, and in this situation everyone in the class has to 'choose a side'. These arguments usually include a few people in tears, while others comfort them while bitching about the others.
Most girls in the school attempt to bend the uniform rules, however the teachers are especially harsh about the length of the skirts. Typically, a conversation between a teacher and a girl with an apparently short skirt (these teachers really want to go to Duke's if they want to see a short skirt) goes like this:
Teacher: Is that skirt rolled up?
Student: Ummmm, no.
Teacher: 3 infringements.

The rather queer method of lying about whether your skirt is rolled up or not is very popular at CCHS, however almost always fails.
At the beginning of a new year, all girls feel superior to the lower years. This leads to younger students feeling completely alienated. Stereotypes of the years include:
Year 7 - Huge blazer, skirt past knees, bag the size of Bancroft, awful haircut
Year 8 - Just discovered KEGS, pop socks, shorter skirt, too rowdy for their own good
Year 9 - Too cool for school, dragged away from the boys at discos by teachers, sometimes try smoking, stressed about IT GCSEs
Year 10 - Just don't care, really bad fake tans, stressed about exams, hated by most teachers
Year 11 - Oldest in uniform, very intimidating, shout at younger years if necessary
Year 12 - Sometimes get lost, which brings much amusements to others, very enthusiastic.
Year 13 - Never want to leave, no one ever wants them to leave.
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Rocky Hill High School 

Rocky Hill High School is a babysitting center in Rocky Hill. Threatened with loss of accreditation, students mostly resort to smoking pot, popping pills, and everything in between. not a place for the self conscious, parents, or the weak-minded.
Boy 1: my parents are making me go to Rocky Hill High School
boy 2: bro that sucks, all everyone does is make fun of each other and do drugs.