French Kebab 

The act of one woman getting penetrated in her asshole by a baguette so long that it goes up through her mouth, creating a kebab.

"Dude, I met this freaky girl from France and she totally asked me to French Kebab her!"

The night before:
"Oui oui, papa!"

French Kebab by Alma Holzhert June 2, 2022

French 75 

An acrobatic sex act that involves the use of a frozen baguette and a lit cigarette. Oui oui

If you’re feeling stretched out enough we can French 75 later.

French 75 by LibnLou June 12, 2022

French marching song 

Most of the goofy-assest songs ever

There is a French marching song about onions and how the Austrians can’t have them

French marching song by Paulmackooky June 13, 2022

French Montana 

When one man is wearing a house coat with only nylons on and is smoking a Corella De' Ville bitch stick cigarette and gently blow smoke rings against an ass less chap wear cowboys butthole.

I just saw that guy in nylons giving that cowboy a french montana, my mind is blown. He blew smoke rings inside the cowboys exsposed buttox

French Montana by Jimmy wang chang June 14, 2022

french tobacco

Code name for weed

I smell some French tobacco

french tobacco by C9thc June 14, 2022

French Hot Dog Roll

1) A noun for french kssing whilst rolling up your tongue (like a hot dog bun). As this happens the tongues also feel like their hotdogs that are roiling in a pan.

It helps to put your tongues together in flat, then give the signal to roll your tongues if you want to create a funny French Hot Dog Roll.

French Hot Dog Roll by Kuroranj proofs John and Amber July 4, 2022

French freak 

A persons(s) who engage in the freak of frenching

That man was a French freak

French freak by Pemny225 July 10, 2022