Morning thunder

An incredibly loud, deep, and sexy fart that a person blasts in the morning

I let out some stinky morning thunder today.

by Goyangi August 9, 2025

morning

Period from 06:00 (6:00 am) until 12:00 (12:00 pm).

Morning.

by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 25, 2025

Morning Peak

Every morning, at the start of each day, young, healthy males get jacked up on testosterone, prompting them to be more aggressive, sexual, and virile. The Morning Peak is also often the cause of "morning wood", A.K.A waking up with an erection.

Don: "Dude, Marnie said you yelled at her this morning for asking what you wanted for breakfast..."

Dan: "Sorry, man. Morning Peak had me actin' like a gorilla!"

by Infinitussy September 7, 2025

morning

Sunshine period between sunrise and midday.

Morning.

by ÑÑÇÇÇÑÑÑÑÑ September 11, 2025

Mopling

A mopling is an overweight sex offender who can't work. They are usually fat, have a mop on their head, usually black in color.

Hey Bob, wanna smoke a joint? Sure, but how will we do it without the Moplings knowing?

by J409 September 15, 2025

Mopling

A Mopling is a fat person who is too lazy to get a job and happens to like peeping on people. They are identified by their fat bodies and black, mop-like hair.

"Hey Adrian, are those Mopling that I see on your property? "

"Yes, they are fat, they smell, and they like to peep people."

by J409 September 17, 2025

morning brewtine

Sipping not coffee after da cock crows.

Some people absolutely HAVE to follow their "morning brewtine" --- otherwise, they follow their morning BRUTEine --- i.e., they're a real "bear" to everyone around them without their initial caffeine fix!

by QuacksO April 26, 2025