Monkey Things Up

When you are a lifelong racist, and you are running for governor against a black man, and you accidently let the mask slip, and you choke on your dog whistle on national television.

“He is impressively articulate for someone trying to monkey things up in politics” some republican candidate accurately portrayed

Monkey Things Up by DogJoe August 29, 2018

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monkey job

A monkey job means swinging from a bar and screaming loudly while giving a blowjob.

Very refreshing.

Cindy was much loved around the frat for her ability to give a fantastic monkey job.

monkey job by scodder April 29, 2010

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Related Words

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monkey bite

American — Origin (?-1990's on)

A welt, blister, sore or rash located on the inner thigh—typically caused by the thighs rubbing together and, therefore, appearing on both legs. Common to men in shorts, those indulging on long walks in hot and/or humid weather, runners and fatties. Also applicable to welts, bruises or injuries caused by vigorous oral suction on the thighs or elsewhere on the body.

See also: hicky

Damn, I've been on my feet all day and I got this nasty-ass monkey bite. Hand me the Desitin.

monkey bite by GabeB75 January 8, 2008

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Monkey Paw

When you when you're fisting a chick in the ass and she shits in your hand. You proceeded to take the shit and throw it at her like a monkey.

I showed her my affection towards her by giving her a steamy monkey paw

Monkey Paw by Oprah's moustache August 7, 2012

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monkey crunk

To get so drunk that you are overcome with the ability to have sex with a monkey

Craig got so monkey crunked, he started his car and drove to the zoo.

monkey crunk by The Neech Prince August 26, 2004

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monkey metal

Plastic that has been coated in a metallic coating to make it look like it's made of metal.

WTF, this isn't metallic, it's monkey metal. *flicks object to prove it's not metallic*

monkey metal by David Kuling May 9, 2007

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Monkey ass

The chapped ass you get after sweating all day be it at work or in gym.

"Man I've got hella monkey ass"

Monkey ass by gabstrodamus May 13, 2014

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