Double Dutch Ruter 

two people jerking each other off, with out being gay or touching each other's dicks

"I grab my dick, you grab your dick and you work each other's arms" = Double Dutch Ruter

Double Dutch Ruter by pangopassa February 27, 2009

The Dutch 

Crazy thieving bastards, the Dutch steal everyones music and then keep it on their 600GB RAID clusters, rebroadcast it to their mile long MSN lists, and have over 1000 live sets and about half as many live videos of hard dance festivals. If you ever need a game or piece of software cracked, go see the Dutch. They will have what you need.

The End.

"Hey, Matti, I need Doom 3, and its May 2004"
"Ok here is the crack, a link to a 100mbit mirror, and the screenshots of the expansion pack planned for next year."
"Thanks, wanna do a file swap?"
"Like you have anything that I haven't got."

The Dutch by Lucificifus March 30, 2005

freaky deaky dutch 

The speaking of English with a dutch accent. Results in the use of 'fazher' for 'father', 'toight' for 'tight', and 'toiger' for 'tiger'.

"I'm sorry - I don't speak freaky deaky dutch" - Dr. Evil, 'Goldmember'

freaky deaky dutch by dan September 15, 2003

a dutch oven 

To silently fart under the duvet, jump out of bed, run around to your partner and push your buttocks to their face as if going to fart. Your partner will, out of instinct, dive under the duvet straight into the ambush of whiff. A perfect dutch oven.

The missus has PMS, I'll reward her later with a dutch oven.

a dutch oven by Poleyhants January 31, 2007

Double Dutch Waxing 

Similar to the double dutch rudder however, instead of masturbating the two guys are waxing their chests. Each man has the waxing strips on his chest and they pull the strips off each other at the same time.

Man #1: Dude I want to go to the beach but I've got too much hair on my chest.

Man #2: Same here man but I feel like I would never want to wax it or shave it myself.

Man #1: We could always do some double dutch waxing.

Man #2: Really man, you'd do that for me?

Double Dutch Waxing by NYer stuck in Montreal March 18, 2009

Double Dutch Rudder (female) 

The graceful act of duo masturbation, it is the hottest act that women can do. One female sticks her right hand in her vagina and fingers, while her friend pushes her right elbow down. They do this for pleasure, not for shrek

Damn dude did you see Alexa and Destiny do the double dutch rudder (female) together!?

Double Dutch Rudder (female) by Sword fighter February 9, 2015

Double Dutch Rudder 

Same as the Dutch Rudder except two males are needed to perform the Dutch Rudder (pulling up and down on the partners forearm while he grips his schlong), simultaneously.

Dude 1: I am bored as hell right now
Dude 3: Well, we could always do the Double Dutch Rudder
Dude 1: Sounds like a plan!
Dude 2: You know how I know you guys are gay? Your about to do the Double Dutch Rudder.
Dude 3: That's Gay?

Double Dutch Rudder by Andrew Straum December 18, 2008