creepy crawly crabs package

Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice

Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package

by thebadwrench April 21, 2018

Pull a Crabstickz

Term used to define someone who comes back on YouTube after a long hiatus.
Crabstickz is in reference to British YouTuber Crabstickz, who is well-known for his long breaks and short-term come backs.

Do you think Dan's going to pull a Crabstickz and do yearly videos and then disappear?

by ChubaWupBot December 15, 2019

Kim_namjoon_likes_crabs

a kpop fanpage that makes videos about bts,txt and some other groups,they have about 2.4k followers and i hope they see this UwU

hey have you seen Kim_namjoon_likes_crabs new video?
yes it was so good!

by army_moa January 21, 2021

Does it have crabs?

When two friends talking about a factory, you gonna hear this word "does it have crabs?". If you hear this run as fast as possible.

-The mountain may have scorpions,snakes,other bugs
-Does it have crabs?
...............

by Evangelatos July 21, 2023

Birmingham Bush Crabs

1: Noun

A delicacy enjoyed in the city of Birmingham, Alabama, wherein you scrape the pubic lice out of a hooker’s bush, fry the lice in a pan, and eat them like popcorn. Traditionally, the pubes are used as dental floss afterwards. 1 hooker serves 4 people.

Hey Bill, Krystal’s been mighty itchy lately, wanna see if we can score some Birmingham Bush Crabs?

by DiarrheaDildo69 November 12, 2025

Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.

That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.

Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023