Definitions by DiarrheaDildo69
Birmingham Bush Crabs
1: Noun
A delicacy enjoyed in the city of Birmingham, Alabama, wherein you scrape the pubic lice out of a hooker’s bush, fry the lice in a pan, and eat them like popcorn. Traditionally, the pubes are used as dental floss afterwards. 1 hooker serves 4 people.
A delicacy enjoyed in the city of Birmingham, Alabama, wherein you scrape the pubic lice out of a hooker’s bush, fry the lice in a pan, and eat them like popcorn. Traditionally, the pubes are used as dental floss afterwards. 1 hooker serves 4 people.
Birmingham Bush Crabs by DiarrheaDildo69 November 12, 2025
Kirk
Kirk by DiarrheaDildo69 November 12, 2025
Delaware Digsite
1) Verb
A sexual act, wherein one person sticks their long coke pinky into the other person’s anus, and scrapes out a huge turd clump with the coke pinky. They then proceed to snort the turd like coke.
A sexual act, wherein one person sticks their long coke pinky into the other person’s anus, and scrapes out a huge turd clump with the coke pinky. They then proceed to snort the turd like coke.
Delaware Digsite by DiarrheaDildo69 August 5, 2025
To Rodrick
1) Verb
Named after Rodrick Heffley, who does the same thing. Rodricking is defined as a form of weaponized incompetence, wherein one sets people’s expectations so low, you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.
Named after Rodrick Heffley, who does the same thing. Rodricking is defined as a form of weaponized incompetence, wherein one sets people’s expectations so low, you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.
“My wife wants me to take out the trash. I’m going To Rodrick her ass by only doing that and nothing else.”
To Rodrick by DiarrheaDildo69 August 5, 2025