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Birmingham Bush Crabs

1: Noun

A delicacy enjoyed in the city of Birmingham, Alabama, wherein you scrape the pubic lice out of a hooker’s bush, fry the lice in a pan, and eat them like popcorn. Traditionally, the pubes are used as dental floss afterwards. 1 hooker serves 4 people.
Hey Bill, Krystal’s been mighty itchy lately, wanna see if we can score some Birmingham Bush Crabs?
by DiarrheaDildo69 November 12, 2025
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Delaware Digsite

1) Verb

A sexual act, wherein one person sticks their long coke pinky into the other person’s anus, and scrapes out a huge turd clump with the coke pinky. They then proceed to snort the turd like coke.
The doctor says I have pink eye. I knew I shouldn’t have given her the Delaware Digsite!”
by DiarrheaDildo69 August 5, 2025
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Kirk

1: Verb

When a bitch sucks your dick so hard it goes down her throat into her neck.
That bitch was giving me some good ass Kirk while I was taking a shit.
by DiarrheaDildo69 November 12, 2025
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To Rodrick

1) Verb

Named after Rodrick Heffley, who does the same thing. Rodricking is defined as a form of weaponized incompetence, wherein one sets people’s expectations so low, you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.
“My wife wants me to take out the trash. I’m going To Rodrick her ass by only doing that and nothing else.”
by DiarrheaDildo69 August 5, 2025
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