tits happen

1. When someone is hating on you for no good reason. Like a member of the itty bitty titty committee threatening to report your photos for showing too much cleavage.

2. Synonym for "shit happens".

1. Committee, "I'm reporting your photo for nudity because you are showing a lot of cleavage."
DD, "Yeah, well, tits happen."

2. Boss, "Why are you late?"
Employee, "I don't know, tits happen."

by TitsHappen June 14, 2015

rib tits

bruising on the lower ribs from laying prone on a surfboard

Dude, I went surfing yesterday for the first time in a while, and now my rib tits are killing me!

by Kenny Vengeance July 19, 2010

Chunk Tit

Dance perfomed heavily intoxicated by J.Nixon and Co.

The female was diggin my chunk tit all night.

by shatner484 May 17, 2011

ass-titted

another way of saying you got fucked over. can also be used as a noun: ass-tit/ ass-tits
also another way of calling someone an asshole

the refs didn't call any penalties on the other team. they were being such ass-tits

omg that guy dumped me over text. he totally ass-titted me

by reeboooo October 24, 2019

Tit Circus

Much like a testical festival only there are more chesticals than testicals.

"Thank god there are more girls here than last time."
"Yeah, it is a Tit Circus."

by Pheared December 30, 2008

Tits McCallister

A man that has big man tits that is over weight.

Frank: Hey Tits McCallister
Billy: shut up its not my fault i have big man boobs its genetic

by smart but dumb June 1, 2010

Moustache Tits

Popular in the Burlesque world. Moustache Tits are when a dance has straight fringe pasties.

Dancer: Do you like my new fringe pasties?
Me: They kind of look like moustache tits.

by BixiBite January 25, 2011