hair pirate

When a guy/girl wears their hair parted to one side and the hair swoop covers one eye.
Hey look, Julianne has a new do that covers her one eye. Oh yeah! she is such a hipster hair pirate.
by sassoon April 13, 2011
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Queer Pirate

A delicious mixed drink with Grenadine, Rum, and Diet Coke on the rocks.
This Queer Pirate is kicking my ass!
by wsbucker February 07, 2012
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bingo pirate

Someone who looks at someone else's superbowl bingo card to see what clues have already come up and then marks their own card accordingly.
Scott: Hey look! Schlembach just copied off of Lauren's bingo card to see what clues already came up!

Caroline: What a fucking bingo pirate.
by meandyermom February 04, 2012
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Pirate AYE_adT_kok

When a pirate loses his booty to a kok rambler member
Pirate AYE_adT_kok thanks for the donation of 10 dollars
by Joepoe May 03, 2023
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Water Pirate

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in the ass while they are bent over while also in the shower. This must be a shower that has a tub and have at least 3 inches of water. During this, a midget will climb upon your significant other's back and hold up a pillow case, while also holding the other end of the pillow case in your mouth, creating the illusion of a sail.
I took my girl back to my place and gave her the good ol' water pirate.
by GayAssAlfred August 19, 2021
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wallet pirate

Ex - wife runs away with kids and kids doctor, but comes out from under rock 20 years later to steal 220 thousand dollars of retirement.
Leads people to believe she earned it doing social work. She reviews parents and separates them from their children.
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by chipbully November 02, 2014
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Pirate sauce

A mixture of diarrhea men and women come finely grated to we’re it’s just liquid
Jerry and Molly were thirsty so they made some pirate sauce
by Yummy mommy December 27, 2018
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