When a man with one testicle places it over the eyes of a partner, much like the Arabian Sunglasses.
by autisticpirate October 12, 2025
Get the Pirate Patchmug. 
When your riding a sick lover who has Vicks on them and you somehow get it in your eye, but hold your eye as you finish them off.
"I was riding my boyfriend last night while he was sick and had Vicks all over his chest, leaned down to kiss him and nuzzle his neck and got Vicks on my eye, I had become The Concerned Pirate"
"I went to suck on my sick chicks tits but I didn't know she had Vicks on her chest and I became The Concerned Pirate."
"I went to suck on my sick chicks tits but I didn't know she had Vicks on her chest and I became The Concerned Pirate."
by BigBirdLovesYou February 8, 2020
Get the The Concerned Piratemug. Bob: yeah bro I just got head for the first time? Friend:who?
Bob: Megan Webber...
Friend: dam bro you desperate, she's a staircase pirate.
Bob: Megan Webber...
Friend: dam bro you desperate, she's a staircase pirate.
by DocTock December 25, 2022
Get the staircase piratemug. Screaming hazarrrrd after ejacing in a ship wench, filling her to the brim after 5 consecutive weeks of anal and peanut butter monkey head.
“Im gonna show that bitch of a wench what it truly means to get fucked vigourously by an angry pirate!!“
“Fuck i love brimmin bitches when im angry“
“Fuck i love brimmin bitches when im angry“
by Stoned fruit flower pussy powe August 9, 2018
Get the Angry Piratemug. 
by captainjamesswapdadeck February 9, 2013
Get the Suburban Piratesmug.