saucy pants 

A woman seen to be so "saucy" or attractive that she would in fact cause you to fill your pants with your sauce. Usually yelled at women from across the street or from a moving vehicle.

Tom: hey dude, check out saucy pants over there
Mark: oh man, i think i just came in my pants

HEY THERE, SAUCY PANTS!!

saucy pants by Art Vanderlay November 24, 2007

pre-ripped pants 

Pants that were factory "pre ripped. I personally thing that it is mentally retarded to pay more money for pants that are ripped...rip them yourself for gods sake.

Raw jock:look at mah pre-ripped pants pantzz dood.
Normal human being: dood yer a tool.
Raw jock:foootballl!

pre-ripped pants by omgdlolpwn October 1, 2007

Pull up your fucking pants and shit 

1) literally the act of pulling up you fuckin pants an shit

2) Be a man...KMTTTTTTTTTTTT

3) Pull yourself together

Hey, you better pull up your fucking pants and shit, if you wanna go uni!

Pull up your fucking pants and shit by ifidothenimightmissyouBHEBE October 13, 2009

Lol'd my pants

When something is so funny it can only be described as "I lol'd My pants"

Dude that was so funny i Lol'd my pants

Lol'd my pants by GW_Watchman December 3, 2009

dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants 

pertaining to a numerical measurement that is decreasing very rapidly; temperature, a stock price, ball player's batting average, etc.

there's a cold front blowing in from the north; the temperature is dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants

dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008

pizza pants 

culinary mishap involving a massive fumble of freshly prepared food.

"dude, I pulled a total pizza pants with this plate of spaghetti"

pizza pants by Q September 28, 2003

dirty pants

Carrying a big load a poo in your drawers.

Fly collector. Crap-o-rama. Thick brick. Butt mush. Squish dish. Brown gravy in da pants. Stink and more. Dribble dip. Dirty pants.

dirty pants by pugmug July 11, 2011