we are tighter than bark on a tree

When you are as close to something as bark on a tree. Usually used to get someone to do something.

Girl: wanna go on a date
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay

by Gninja237 June 18, 2017

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant

By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.

by NotAnEnglishMajor (or student) August 27, 2020

Ur Family Tree LGBT

The imortal brethren of the “ur...” jokes DO NOT USE LIGHTLY YOU CAN GIVE SOMEONE SEVERE PTSD THEY CAN DIE IN STANTLY IF THEY ARE A NORMIE

Joe: u smell like ass
Jim: ur mom gay

Joe: ur dad lesbian

Jim: UR FAMILY TREE LGBT

*joe dies of herpes and other stds, legs explode, then face implodes then the rest of his body!!!! Fucking dies!!!!

by Imtheurjokegod February 20, 2019

Ur Family Tree LGBT

One of the worst, most downright, twisted comebacks known to human kind. can only be countered by "No U" and "Ur nazi buzzy".

Josh: Ur mom gae
Daniel: Ur dad lesbian
Josh: Ur Granny Tranny
Daniel: Ur uncky Funky
Josh: Ur Sister a mister
Daniel: * Falls to his knees* I am sorry...... UR FAMILY TREE LGBT!!!
Josh: Ur- NANI?! *Banish to th Realm of Darkness*

by Slashthenight October 24, 2018

make like a tree and fuck off

a term used by Ricky, a character from the popular TV show, Trailer Park Boys. A twist on the saying "make like a tree and leave". Ricky does this with many other phrases, such as "peach and cake (piece of cake)" or "denial and error (trial and error)".

Julian: Get the fuck out of here Randy.

Ricky: Yea - make like a tree and fuck off.

by JackBauer133 February 16, 2011

you broke my tree, bitch

A quote from a video on the internet in which two girls start a fist fight over an argument on MySpace. They fall into a small tree in front of someone's house and the owner proceeds to yell "you broke my tree, bitch" It has been used on the internet as to be said by a 3rd person while 2 people are fighting about something nonsensical.

Person 1: Why did you delete me on MySpace?
Person 2: I hate you
Person 3: You broke my tree, bitch

by joey schneider August 08, 2007

even monkeys fall from trees

Old japanese words of wisdom, used when you embarrassingly fucked up something, you thought you were the bee's knees at.

Girlfriend "Dude, you sucked tonight!"

Boyfriend "Well, even monkeys fall from trees. Bitch."

by EndlessMike November 20, 2013