i can t hear broke 

u dont want to talk , or listen to someone who doesn t have what u have .

most of the time said to ppl who have wired headphones & not airpods

aniya ( w/ wired apple headphones : hey girl
me ( w/ airpods in ) : sorry , i can t hear u . my bad i can t hear broke

i can t hear broke by hekdnfmfbff February 18, 2019

DREAMS CAN'T BE BUY 

Dreams cannot be bought

Bruno: DREAMS CAN'T BE BUY

DREAMS CAN'T BE BUY by jamroof April 19, 2021

Vag-In-A-Can

A slippery rubber vagina stuffed into a tin for ones perverted pleasure :P

Johnny says to his Friend Sidney "Hey man , i havent had my share of pink sandwich in months ". Sidney replies "Try My vag-in-a-can" . "Whats a vag-in-a-can" Demands Johnny. "Its a can shaped vagina that you can penetrate !! , all u have to do is give it a wipe down and put it back in your draw ;)"

Vag-In-A-Can by Johnny ;) January 16, 2009

Not the full can of Schweppes.

Lacking some schweppervescence! Not all there! A little on the slow side.

That person is really "Not the full can of Schweppes."

No intellectual conversation there!!!

Not the full can of Schweppes. by smurfette5 August 21, 2012

why we can't have nice things 

Why we can't have nice things (Also known as this is the reason why we can't have nice things) is an expression used to show anger or disappointment over an object or action.

Person 1: *posts long, extremely sexual post about Children's show on internet.
Person 2: *reads over shoulder as Person 1 types post.
Person 2: This is why we can't have nice things!

why we can't have nice things by boomhare April 12, 2016

white men can't jump

a phrase often used in basketball, often when playing 2s and 1s with boys named rory

'oi rory, don't bother trying, white men can't jump!

white men can't jump by jackson mississippi ;) November 20, 2017

Drink a can of wd40 

This phrase is similar to "drink bleach" or "fuck off". It is a last resort to someone you truly hate. It even informs the listener that they are dead to you.

Jayden: dude! These Instagram memes are hilarious!
Richard: screw you! Go drink a can of wd40!

Drink a can of wd40 by Thatonecoolguy56 April 16, 2019