by macchia August 29, 2021
Get the Boys School mug.A school where the colour of your socks determines your success. Where teachers are only interested in their wages and not students safety. A place often mistaken for hell and where if “standards” are not met your a failure. Students often to scared to raise there hand in class in fear of embarrassment but never mind the teacher will pick on you instead. Also don’t forget if you don’t fit the trends of society your mocked at.
Teacher-“are they white socks”
Student-“yeah is that a problem”
Teacher-“don’t answer back and yes they are a distraction to your peers”
Student-“but you asked a question so I answered”
Teacher-“pack up your things and go to the study room”
Now that’s the regis school
Student-“yeah is that a problem”
Teacher-“don’t answer back and yes they are a distraction to your peers”
Student-“but you asked a question so I answered”
Teacher-“pack up your things and go to the study room”
Now that’s the regis school
by Theregisschool December 16, 2020
Get the The regis school mug.The wild west of education life, laws and morals do not apply so be prepared to be harassed, mocked, picked on, bullied, robbed, beaten or even stabbed. If any of these things do happen to you, there is no such thing as a police force. Teachers do not give two shits about what happens in and around the school unless it directly affects them or their money, so you are all on your own when it comes to dealing with assholes unless you have trustworthy friends which are almost non existent in this wild west.
You are forced to mingle with selfish assholes, pricks, dickheads, con artists who don't know the basic decency of respect, ethics and courtesy. They will use you for their own gain and will be more than happy to either discard you afterwards or keep you as their punching bag or errand boy, these people as far as I know can go to hell.
You are forced to spend shitload of hours (8 hours or more) learning useless stuff which will never EVER come in useful in your life (Except for some stuff in maths, English and maybe science), just to memorise them for some shitty exams which none will give a toss about later on. If you are ill and cannot come teachers will give zero fucks and still expect you to come in. If you do not come they expect you to do work WHILE YOU ARE ILLL, even if you are about to fucking DIE they will still expect you to do work and you will be punished if you fail to do so even if it means beating up your dead body.
You are forced to mingle with selfish assholes, pricks, dickheads, con artists who don't know the basic decency of respect, ethics and courtesy. They will use you for their own gain and will be more than happy to either discard you afterwards or keep you as their punching bag or errand boy, these people as far as I know can go to hell.
You are forced to spend shitload of hours (8 hours or more) learning useless stuff which will never EVER come in useful in your life (Except for some stuff in maths, English and maybe science), just to memorise them for some shitty exams which none will give a toss about later on. If you are ill and cannot come teachers will give zero fucks and still expect you to come in. If you do not come they expect you to do work WHILE YOU ARE ILLL, even if you are about to fucking DIE they will still expect you to do work and you will be punished if you fail to do so even if it means beating up your dead body.
by No_Quarter_for_them February 13, 2021
Get the High school mug.The hell-hole where 5th, 6th,7th, and 8th graders are taught. The place where jerks reign supereme and perverts lose their virginity. The place where satan and all the demons of hell inhabit. The four years that shatter all dreams and destroy all hope for happiness. The structure in which friends leave you and betray you. The nazi death camp where teachers don't respect you and humiliate you. That is middle school.
5th Grader- Yay! I'm finally in middle school!
8th Grader- You have no idea you fucking piece of shit midget! WELCOME TO HELL!
8th Grader- You have no idea you fucking piece of shit midget! WELCOME TO HELL!
by Jesse Chism May 27, 2007
Get the middle school mug.A high-ranking university in New York City. Despite being a "peace and guitars"-type college, New School is characterized by its brutal homework loads, spartan attendance policy, long academic years, and very few days off.
Basically where you can get a kick-ass education...after getting your ass kicked.
Basically where you can get a kick-ass education...after getting your ass kicked.
by NeeewSkooooo November 17, 2010
Get the The New School mug.A place rumored (by adults) to be
A. the best 4 years of their lives
B. good for you
However, in all actuality it is a system of prisons cleaverly decorated with pee-yellow walls, faulty lights, air-conditioners that never seem to be turned on at the right time of the year, and heaters with a blazing high temperature of 55 degrees. There are many elements of high school, but seeing as many have already explained the social aspects, i will dwell annoyingly on the educational aspects.
~school overview~
educational officials, or teachers, "teach", or rather make you memorize facts, figures, rules, and many other things that they claim "will be very useful to you in the future" however, 95% of this information is utterly useless, and completely forgotten the second you walk out of the classroom. teachers usually emphasise becoming an individual, independent, free-thinking, creative member of society by forcing you to conform to their standards.
~Math Department~
teachers teach you about numbers, tables, charts, and other mathmatical things. in the early education years, the information seems relevant enough (multiplication, money, charts etc.) but, proceeding through the school years, the information becomes ludicris and exceedingly diffucult to understand, much less pronounce.
~Social Department~
established to teach about the world around us. the teacher repeats the phrase " we learn about history so we can learn from our mistakes" constantly and overbearingly, while overlooking the fact that no one country really learns from their mistakes, as their is , and will most likely be, outbreaks of war, senseless violence, genocide, and other crimes untill the end of time. this is, however, a decently usefull class (some of the time)
~science department~
the most pointless information that anyone will ever force you to "learn", unless you plan on becoming a scientist, or a science teacher. basic lectures are understandibly important (knowing the difference between a chipmunk and a volcano), but, like the math department, the info. becomes remarkibly useless. Contrary to popular belief, knowing how to classify a rock isn't going to do much for you, unless you plan on becoming a geoligist. Also, knowing that an ice age may happen someday again will not stop the afformentioned ice age from happening. When science teachers aren't dumbing you down with difficult, ultra-specific facts, they are telling you obvious information that you already knew long before they ever told you( the top of the mountain is usually the highest elevation).
~health department~
usually jam-packed with diagrams and gross facts that you will never remember. said diagrams are often pointless, because i don't know too many girls that plan on suddenly sprouting a penis and labeling it.
~foreign launguage department~
usually useless, because the teachers barly know how to speak the language they are supposidly teaching, and it is unlikely that many people will travel to ancient greece and be forced to remember their grammar endings. however, vocabulary words may help you remember other english words.
~english department~
teachers let you speak your inner creativity by forcing you to complete outlined, drawn-out, graded compositions. the formula usually goes something like this :
hard work + creativity = a bad grade
generic words + comformity + writing what they want to hear = a passing grade. and however much the teacher stresses that they want original ideas, they never really do. follow the exact guidelines and revert questions into sentences and you're sure to get a 90% or above.
~gym department~
originally created to keep our young ones fit and acceptable to society. however, as well as the intention may have been (or not been) this never seems to work, as the overweight kids usually find a clever, creative way out of every class. also, by the time you get changed and warmed-up, the dismissal bell has already rung and you are late for your next class, which is usually taught by a mean, strict, and detention-giving teacher. in short, the most exercise you get in gym class is running to your next class. plus, many gym teachers are usually borderlin obese.
In conclusion, you go into high school with friends, dreams, creativity, will to learn, and hope for the world. You come out of high school with no friends, crushed hopes, comformity, and realisation that the world sucks even worse then you once thought. To quote Happy Bunny, "High School Prepared you for the real world - which also sucks."
A. the best 4 years of their lives
B. good for you
However, in all actuality it is a system of prisons cleaverly decorated with pee-yellow walls, faulty lights, air-conditioners that never seem to be turned on at the right time of the year, and heaters with a blazing high temperature of 55 degrees. There are many elements of high school, but seeing as many have already explained the social aspects, i will dwell annoyingly on the educational aspects.
~school overview~
educational officials, or teachers, "teach", or rather make you memorize facts, figures, rules, and many other things that they claim "will be very useful to you in the future" however, 95% of this information is utterly useless, and completely forgotten the second you walk out of the classroom. teachers usually emphasise becoming an individual, independent, free-thinking, creative member of society by forcing you to conform to their standards.
~Math Department~
teachers teach you about numbers, tables, charts, and other mathmatical things. in the early education years, the information seems relevant enough (multiplication, money, charts etc.) but, proceeding through the school years, the information becomes ludicris and exceedingly diffucult to understand, much less pronounce.
~Social Department~
established to teach about the world around us. the teacher repeats the phrase " we learn about history so we can learn from our mistakes" constantly and overbearingly, while overlooking the fact that no one country really learns from their mistakes, as their is , and will most likely be, outbreaks of war, senseless violence, genocide, and other crimes untill the end of time. this is, however, a decently usefull class (some of the time)
~science department~
the most pointless information that anyone will ever force you to "learn", unless you plan on becoming a scientist, or a science teacher. basic lectures are understandibly important (knowing the difference between a chipmunk and a volcano), but, like the math department, the info. becomes remarkibly useless. Contrary to popular belief, knowing how to classify a rock isn't going to do much for you, unless you plan on becoming a geoligist. Also, knowing that an ice age may happen someday again will not stop the afformentioned ice age from happening. When science teachers aren't dumbing you down with difficult, ultra-specific facts, they are telling you obvious information that you already knew long before they ever told you( the top of the mountain is usually the highest elevation).
~health department~
usually jam-packed with diagrams and gross facts that you will never remember. said diagrams are often pointless, because i don't know too many girls that plan on suddenly sprouting a penis and labeling it.
~foreign launguage department~
usually useless, because the teachers barly know how to speak the language they are supposidly teaching, and it is unlikely that many people will travel to ancient greece and be forced to remember their grammar endings. however, vocabulary words may help you remember other english words.
~english department~
teachers let you speak your inner creativity by forcing you to complete outlined, drawn-out, graded compositions. the formula usually goes something like this :
hard work + creativity = a bad grade
generic words + comformity + writing what they want to hear = a passing grade. and however much the teacher stresses that they want original ideas, they never really do. follow the exact guidelines and revert questions into sentences and you're sure to get a 90% or above.
~gym department~
originally created to keep our young ones fit and acceptable to society. however, as well as the intention may have been (or not been) this never seems to work, as the overweight kids usually find a clever, creative way out of every class. also, by the time you get changed and warmed-up, the dismissal bell has already rung and you are late for your next class, which is usually taught by a mean, strict, and detention-giving teacher. in short, the most exercise you get in gym class is running to your next class. plus, many gym teachers are usually borderlin obese.
In conclusion, you go into high school with friends, dreams, creativity, will to learn, and hope for the world. You come out of high school with no friends, crushed hopes, comformity, and realisation that the world sucks even worse then you once thought. To quote Happy Bunny, "High School Prepared you for the real world - which also sucks."
"But Mom said High school was fun..."
"Christ it's cold in here!"
"be yourself! (coughwithinreasonofcoursecough)
teacher:" quadratic equations are easy and fun! come on -
x4 + px2 + qx + r = 0 - who's up for it?"
student:"cricket...cricket.."
teacher:"wars usually end up in nothing but death and more wars.."
student:"than why do you have a pro-operation iraqi freedom poster on the wall?"
teacher:"uh..eh...um..DETENTION!
teacher:"this is the marker that they pound onto the tops of mountains to show that it's the highest elevation"
student:"golly gee wilikers- i thought the bottom of the mountain was actually the highest point! silly me!"
teacher: "fill in this diagram on fat composition while i go eat mcdonalds in the back of the classroom"
teacher : "what does quodamodo mean?"
student : "i don't know..what does it mean?"
teacher : "um..eh...uh..DETENTION!"
teacher :" okay. write this 2000 word comp. on what creativity means to you. and be sure to use proper grammer and 10/12 of the following vocabulary words..."
teacher : okay- run 4 laps while i sit, watch you, and yell at you.
billy:"i hate high school...alot."
bobby:"at least your not alone - everyone in the world is forced to go to school to learn how to be a free-thinking, indepentant, yet conforming and timid tool of society. "
billy:"thanks bobby...you really helped..."
"Christ it's cold in here!"
"be yourself! (coughwithinreasonofcoursecough)
teacher:" quadratic equations are easy and fun! come on -
x4 + px2 + qx + r = 0 - who's up for it?"
student:"cricket...cricket.."
teacher:"wars usually end up in nothing but death and more wars.."
student:"than why do you have a pro-operation iraqi freedom poster on the wall?"
teacher:"uh..eh...um..DETENTION!
teacher:"this is the marker that they pound onto the tops of mountains to show that it's the highest elevation"
student:"golly gee wilikers- i thought the bottom of the mountain was actually the highest point! silly me!"
teacher: "fill in this diagram on fat composition while i go eat mcdonalds in the back of the classroom"
teacher : "what does quodamodo mean?"
student : "i don't know..what does it mean?"
teacher : "um..eh...uh..DETENTION!"
teacher :" okay. write this 2000 word comp. on what creativity means to you. and be sure to use proper grammer and 10/12 of the following vocabulary words..."
teacher : okay- run 4 laps while i sit, watch you, and yell at you.
billy:"i hate high school...alot."
bobby:"at least your not alone - everyone in the world is forced to go to school to learn how to be a free-thinking, indepentant, yet conforming and timid tool of society. "
billy:"thanks bobby...you really helped..."
by ~something vague that we're not seeing~ April 16, 2006
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