Greenville Goggles

going to Greenville College so long that the weird ugly Christian girls start to look hot.

Ben: dude Laurens looking kinda hot..
Markus: take your Greenville Goggles off and look at her snaggletooth brah.

by lostingville April 21, 2010

Emory Goggles

1. The distortion of a male Emory undergraduate student's perception of the opposite sex.
2. Automatically raises a girl's looks by 3 points on the 1-10 scale.
3. Extremely devastating when combined the affects of beer goggles.

Disillusioned Freshman: "Wow I have seen at the most 5 attractive girls in the first 2 months at Emory."

Seasoned Frat Brother: "No problem bud, time to put on those Emory Goggles.

by Dirtysouth April 23, 2006

beer goggles

When you become drunk enough to find someone you would normally find unattractive attractive enough to have sex with, you are said to be wearing beer goggles.

"Eww - you went home with her?"
"I was wearing beer goggles."

by the devil made me do it January 21, 2003

googledegook

The hits received from a google search that bear little or no relation to the search term.

WTF? I searched for "rim jobbing" and got all this googledegook about employment opportunities in the Pacific Rim.

by Bent Mack November 21, 2005

Googlebunk

v. To debunk a common misconception or misrepresentation of information through a simple Google search that usually lasts no more than 10 minutes

~My friend told me the Moon Landing was staged but I was able to Googlebunk that nonsense~

SEE: Birthers, Death Panels, Staged Moon Landing, Flat Earth Society

by Guy Fawkes III November 10, 2009

googlewit

Someone who pretends to be smart and who knows it all but is secretly googling all the answers. A potential pain in the arse but useful on a quiz team.

"Why is the sky blue?"

"Ask Tom he knows everything."
"It looks like he does, but I think he is just a googlewit, take his phone off him and ask him then"

by kitschnkarma April 27, 2010

Googlewhack

When you type two words into Google (no quotation marks, have to be real words) and only ONE result shows up. It's a lot harder than it looks! Crapulent porker used to be a googlewhack but lots of people ruined it. If you keep at it you'll find one eventually!!!

Well, if I gave you an example of a googlewhack, then it would be added to this site and wouldnt be a googlewhack anymore now would it?

by whackie December 13, 2010