alleynes high school

h block fuckin stinks like fanny and poo and old women bread that has been soaked in piss. everyones annoying and loud and sheeple. the headteacher looks like a white version of shrek with a pennywise hairline. new pregnancy every week.
ewwwww da hell you go to alleynes high school?????
by makapakalolll March 22, 2025
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School

A place where you get bullied for existing, and the teachers don't care if you wanna kill yourself. Let's give you work to do at home because life didn't suck enough without having to do it for seven hours in a jail cell aka class room.
Maggie: I'm bullied and have anxiety because of school
Teacher: lol k *hands 5 pages of work*
by Midnight_Thoughts13 November 23, 2020
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A style of business management which applies to people who rely solely on a SmartPhone as their source of email content and management information.

The practice seems to have originated from the Blackberry users who may now use other devices but say they are not as good as their Blackberry.

It involves reading the subject of the email plus optionally the first line, but then coming to a conclusion and maybe an important decision based on that, and not taking the time to read and understand the entire content of the email.
Dude, don't forget he went to the Blackberry business school, you are going to have to shorten it!!
by Twiggybloke February 23, 2011
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bitterne park school

secondary school situated on a big hill in bitterne park, southampton, it is the DEADEST PLACE

i’m jk it’s actually not too bad….. the music department is top tier. the popular kids are from an entirely different realm however.

all the roadmen from year 7 thinking they’re on badness have somehow disintegrated because no one gives a shit anymore. the food is decent but was better in 2019 #bringbackbrownies. however they want to change the school logo and values which is actually scrap worthy because it doesnt need fixing.

some of the people are awful but mr ingamells is an absolute LAD. love him.

girls if you want a man from this school then run for the hills…. they’re all very unattractive.

EARA days actually slap though!

the headteacher is a little welsh man and he was involved in a student waterfight in the atrium because he thinks he’s on badness too. mr hellyer was the best head of year.

real talk, WHY is the building so ugly? what on earth are those random yellow squares on the walls?? and why is the field in the shape of an L
i love bitterne park school.

the best subject at bitterne park school is chemistry(said no one ever)
by phoebebuffay909 August 13, 2023
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Red smith middle school

Legit the lamest fucking school to ever exist
by Lisaloveskids June 21, 2025
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Lake Belton High School

Save us Micah Hudson….save us…..
“Did you hear Micah Hudson got hurt??”

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LAKE BELTON HIGH SCHOOL WILL NEVER BE THE SAME”
by ihatemyself555 October 02, 2024
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School

A place to lose all your hope in the real world
and most of which which u learn there is useless.

S-six
C-cruel
H-hours
O-of
O-our
L-lives
school is boring
by King-izza October 19, 2022
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