man clam 

a vagina which was once a penis

Lady Gaga has a man clam

man clam by kmshim May 25, 2010

man-god 

An incredibly big deal who doesn't appreciate everone's sarcasm. He's half man, and half god. The word can define many celebrities, such as Charlie Sheen. The word is used sparingly.

Man, that guy Jarrod over there is such a man-god!

man-god by Jgatz108 December 11, 2011

man hoe 

a man hoe is someone who eats a lot of dick, will suck on your tinny cock, and has a lot of girls he throws in the trash.

there is a man hoe coming

man hoe by bigjose November 22, 2018

man card violation 

Any action that implies effeminate, unmanly behavior as opposed to actual masculine behavior

Kobe Bryant's embarrassing public apology for cheating on his wife was a man card violation. If he said the same things in private, it wouldn't have been a man card violation.

man card violation by J.Quinn July 16, 2008

man points 

This is a long one!
Man points are of biblicly monumentous importance to a mans day to day life
they are infact,part of a points system that the big G(God) came up with himself.They are point of which are awarded by oneself or another man on the completion of a manely task.With these points come not only bragging rights,but a sence of self satisfaction and supeiorority over more feeble men
manely tasks enclued:
.Stoking a fire with a stick and causing bigger flames
.chopping down a tree with an axe
.sharpening a pencil with a knife
.digging a big hole manuely(without mechanical assistance)
.belching loudly
.peeing over 1meter
.writting a letter with a self sharpened quill
.drinking alot of beer without showing it(drunkness)
.speeding
.talking loudly in a quiet public place to make your point seem more intelliegent
.knocking someone out
and many, many more

"Morgan i just Stoked a fire with a stick and causing bigger flames,chopped down a tree with an axe,sharpened a pencil with a knife,dug a big hole manuely(without mechanical assistance),belched loudly,peeed over 1meter,wrote a letter with a self sharpened quill,drank alot of beer without showing it(drunkness),sped,talked loudly in a quiet public place to make your point seem more intelliegent,knocked someone out."
"wow your a god of man points"
"yer im pretty good, as are you"

man points by tiediedemon December 26, 2007

Man Tears

When something is so awesome one sheds a liquid from their eyes. Not tears, but Man tears

John was watching the game and he shed man tears after his favorite team won.

Tim shed man tears after watching Avatar in Imax

Man Tears by TJwins February 8, 2010

man titties 

a fat dude's tig ol bitties

You fat fuck! When you fuck your wife, WHO SUCKS WHOSE TITITES!?!

man titties by Harry Johnson June 11, 2003