fat beezy 

The ice cream delight known as fat boys...

Shit, get me a fat beezy out of the freezer

fat beezy by guifantano November 2, 2007

fat assin' 

To slow poke around, to move slowly like a fat ass, or to drive slow on the freeway. ALso means to talk to someone.

Stop fat assin' around, I need to get home.

Man 1: *phone rings* Hi baby, im sitting here fat assin with Bruce, let me call you back.
Woman on phone: "Huh????"

fat assin' by maddizzletwentytwizzle November 22, 2007

Fat Benny 

A huge, fat, nervous bastard. Typically afraid of his own shadow, and has to be 2 hours early to everything due to his paranoia of being late. Also typically rips ass 200 times a day at least.

Hey, that fat kid just ripped ass.

Yeah dude, that's Fat Benny, he's good for that.

Fat Benny by Mark Schaffer Bitch! August 7, 2009

fat walk 

a long walk (usually at night) that people take after binging on food because they feel guilty

Hoban: omg, i ate too much!
Renz: dude, let's go for a fat walk!

fat walk by renzTHE August 5, 2010

Fat Fapping 

To watch your arm jiggle while you masterbate.

Hey what did you do last night? "Fat Fapping" you mean when you stare at your arm while you masterbate? Yupp.

Fat Fapping by remarcnoremac November 10, 2010

Fat Perk

In COD MW2 a person gets this by being so bad at the game that they simply stay in one spot and get kills.

That guy in the corner over there is really abusing his fat perk, he killed me like 8 times.

Fat Perk by Reaver 94 November 14, 2010

fat guy in a weezer shirt

The guy who stares at you and your girlfriend through the McDonald's window with a milkshake.

Jeff told me that him and his girl were creeped out by a fat guy in a Weezer shirt!

fat guy in a weezer shirt by Brian Bell April 27, 2011