october 31

"its halloween" oh stfu its my fucking birthday man

guy 1 - oh u know what day it is?
guy 2 - yeah its october 31, halloween!
guy 1 - but u know whats better than halloween? MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

(srry for this people always forget my bday bc of halloween)

by some lost girl January 27, 2021

October 4

A good day to be born, since the "4th of October" is also known as "Ten-Four", which means "Everything's Fine", so if you're born on "October 4th", you're sure to be good news for the world.

They're the coolest quartet from Archangelsk, the "October 4", they formed on "October 4", 2014.

by johnmburt1960 August 16, 2020

October 14

National Soft Hat Appreciation Day! The day to appreciate soft hats!

“Dude, it’s October 14!” “So?” “So, it’s national soft hat appreciation day! Where’s your hat?” “Oh. It’s a good thing I always have my lucky Russian hat with me!”

by Soft Hat Lover October 12, 2020

october 30th

halloween eve, fuck your girlfriend in celebration of spooky day on october 31st

hey babe, its october 30th.
babe: SAY LESS LETS FUCK

by delllaptop42069 October 19, 2020

October 3rd

Global Astolfo Day (the femboy not the other guy lmao) a day where every homosexual and heterosexual male must offer his sperm to the femboy and warrior astolfo

“Hey Brian it’s Global Astolfo Day today (October 3rd)”
“Fuck you Ayden”
“Damn”

by Cozmareth April 11, 2022

October 4th

National Give Your Girlfriend Head Day

Hey its October 4th you want head?

by poopbut420 October 3, 2021

October 6th

National n word day

"what's day is it?"
"October 6th"

by theveeg October 5, 2021