DoorDash Daddy

Similar to a Sugar Daddy, but the DoorDash Daddy only buys the person DoorDash, nothing else.

Heather: "Hey, do you think you can buy me some food?"

Chloe:" I can't, but I'm able ask my DoorDash Daddy to bring some to you."

by RyuMyu October 3, 2020

door

something you walk through you idiot

ME: hey walk through that door

BOB: what's a door and where

by CMR_CaUtIoN_10 October 3, 2020

Door Duty

1. Something or someone that controls what enters or exits
2. An anus or vagina
3. A person using a prophylactic

Chris: I had great sex last night
Joe: Cool!
Chris: Don't worry, I had a condom on door duty

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020

door-laches

A law dat prevents someone from hollering about a gate's being left unsecured if said closable barrier has been in said undone state for a long period of time.

As often as James Herriot had vehemently reminded Farmer Ripley about the broken gate that kept causing him injurious grief every time he had to open or shut it, there is little chance that said lazy farmer could bring a door-laches claim against said hapless country-vet for his indignant and aggravated protests regarding said deteriorated barrier.

by QuacksO December 3, 2020

Doored

When the man is on top of a woman decides to put his cock on her face and she doesn’t move

Man last night was so good I doored her face so hard bro

by Poppybung December 26, 2020

Door

Oikawa from haikyuu! (A person who’s flat)

Person 1: look at that door
Person 2: ikr so flat

by Railpluto January 3, 2021

doootz

The act of Savagely smoking a lot of crack in a short amount of time

Those doootz were so crazy made me puke 🤮 let’s do some more doootz

by Oj_Pimpson88 March 7, 2021