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A tie on the door signaling to a roommate sexual behavior and not to come in.
I was going to go grab my phone from my room but then I saw a doortie on the door so I knew not no go in because my roommate was doing sex.
Doortie by Ryanisright December 17, 2018
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Dootie Doot

Also known as a good looking girl or a group of good looking girls. Can be shorten by just saying "Doot"
Oh shit look at that Dootie Doot!

Man look at those Dootie Doots!

Holy, she's a Doot!
Dootie Doot by 4Rocco4 August 7, 2008
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Dootie (n) 1. Feces; 2. Foofy's man;
Dootie is Foofy's man, he smells like dootie.
dootie by Dootie January 8, 2004
Very pretty and responsible girl. She can be goofy, but she is serious most of the time.
Doortje is responsible.
doortje by Daya Montgomery March 25, 2018

doorkieyé 

a homeless person who bathes in the river
doorkieyé scoob please take a shower
doorkieyé by scoobinator5000 December 25, 2021
term for sexual relations,used by teens,originating in albury/wodonga region of australia.
"did you hear she got caught doin' doontie?"
"you so want to doontie her!"
Doontie by bobjames24 September 27, 2006

D-Town Dootie

The sexual act of having sex doggystyle, then spitting on the female's back to fake an orgasm. As she turns around, the male quickly takes a shit on her face while yelling "Motown Baby!" - This manuever was perfected by a group of internet Moguls in Troy, Michigan in the early 90's.
I gave my girlfriend a world-class D-Town Dootie last night... I dont think she was happy though... She hasn't been returning my calls since last week.
D-Town Dootie by dirtydirty April 21, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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