Getting Daved

the act of overpaying for something online and then never receiving it

I paid $1000 for this part online and the seller never sent it to me. Then I found out I could’ve bought the same thing locally for $50. I ended up getting Daved!

by Honesty advocate July 31, 2023

Double Daved

When you get double penetrated by two dudes named Dave, could also get triple Daved as well!

Caleb, don’t drink too much at the party, you might get Double Daved !

by Mcdoubledaved! September 23, 2023

The Daveion Treatment

Unfair or discriminatory treatment towards an individual for no reason at all.

Everyone is being so mean to me today for no reason I feel like I’m getting the Daveion Treatment

by Daveionb1024 March 28, 2024

Emily Davey

The most beautiful and perfect girl in the world. Emily Davey's know how to make you smile even after the worst day of your life. My Emily Davey is a person I could have only dreamed of having a connection with. She deserves the world and I love her so much. Consider yourself lucky if you are dating or are friends with an Emily Davey and do not take them for granted.

I love my girlfriend, Emily Davey

by Mr. Whales May 20, 2024

The Daves

The Daves : A person or persons, that constantly screws up the same task repeatedly but somehow gets to keep their job; typically named Dave

“Who screwed up payroll? It was one of the Daves.”

by anonymous January 9, 2025

Lawrence George Davey

Has an absolutely Huge cock, is popular with everyone and he gets all of the women. He is much sexier and more awesome than any James, Ollie, Sam, Zack, Angus, George, Tom or Max that you may know or have heard of. He is amazing in bed and knows how to treat a lady, by absolutey smashin her. but in a peaceful and respectable way.

Holy shit, that guy reminds me of Lawrence George Davey, you know, the guy who fucks every single girl on earth, in on night, on christmas, respectably and still manages to be best mates with their girl friends afterwards.

by Sid McSiddington January 11, 2012

dust the davenport

Licking a butthole

She wears a monocle now so she id Known to dust the Davenport.

by Coolmomdee May 12, 2018