david the pet human

a dumbass, but he's friends with william, so he is ok. plays brawlhalla until his eyes bleed (both) relies on his master, (william) to bring him a gluten free lunch every day. If yur thinking of buying him on eBay for 2$, dont. he's not worth it. also, get a leash. he is a fake emo. "it comes and goes," he says. FAKE!!! some recomendations for 'caring' for david: if he disobeys, beat him. don't let him play brawl for longer than 36 hours. That's it. also, he always keeps his hands in his pockets which may mean he has a dick for a finger he's trying to hide. "one horny dude" not exactly....

david the pet human, I will beat you with my gucci belt
what food shal I bring for david the pet human?

by pet davido January 23, 2019

real up human

A Real Up Human strongly has at his or her core foundation -- Only real truth and real honesty are reliable strongholds that we must choose for ourselves to build our life upon. Forging forward in time, the core of real up humans makes aspirations to truthfully define our reality in every moment to moment we exist. First for each one human of themself and then effortlessly outward onto all others around. For all of the paths that real up humans walk, it is that walk of talk of real truth. That truth bearing our existance -- fullment -- purpose -- happiness -- in everything that was, is, or will be for real up humans. Completed work realities made whole, effortlessly done. In that whole it could never ever be gone.

I take the whatever time is needed to be a real up human to those I call a friend -- and in kind return seals that friendship to me for that may be the one I most need in my final end.

by In the Mindway April 30, 2005

precious human

lindsey hendrix

Lindsey hendrix is a precious human

by bigdaddykyle1022 November 7, 2017

Sub-Human

sub-human
1. Derogatory term used by nationalists often to describe African-Americans/Blacks, Jews, Hispanics, Latinos, and many more ethnic groups.
2.Chavs

(Person 1)Dipshit: ThIS PeRSOn iS a sUb-HuMAn
(Person 2)Normal Person: Hey nationalist dipshit, fug off!
(Person 3)Victim: .... Your one of the lowest of low lifes I have ever seen (Victim talking to Person 1)

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 24, 2022

W human

In order to be a w human you have to be named Kevin and not Aaliyah

In order to be a w human you have to be named Kevin

by K3v1n is goated October 12, 2021

Beta-human

When your friend or “homie” does something dumb/unnecessary, you call them this, or, if someone makes a bad meme on Instagram then you would comment this

Friend: “dude I got a girlfriend, she likes memes and isn’t ugly”
Me and my homies: “what a beta-human”

by Chulie July 11, 2019

Gargoyle (Gay Human Form)

Gargoyles are the ancient, dreadful beings that lurk on balconies, usually above pools or hot tubs, looking down on unsuspecting prey. They are also known to inhabit dark corners and video rooms. These beings are similar to their heterosexual cousins known as creeper.
Defenses: The normal defense against gargoyles is a loud verbal acknowledgement of their existence (i.e. Creep, Weirdo, One step closer and I smack your dentures out, etc.) On occasion, over time, a gargoyle will become immune to the verbal acknowledgements and venture down to the pool or deck level. (Tier 1 Gargoyle). In these cases the best defense is to move quickly from the area as they are slow and can’t catch up without blowing a hip out.

Gargoyle (Gay Human Form), gargoyle, weirdo, freak, creeper, old fart

by S. Elsworth October 4, 2008