Christmas Llama Socks

Who the fuck puts a christmas llama on a sock?

its not funny. get a life caterina

1: Who wants to see my Christmas llama socks ?

2: no fuck off

by AlbieBaxstein October 27, 2020

Hillbilly cum sock

When Heather Bothell gets filled by another man's cum it's running down her leg

Heather Bothell was plowed by another man and he used her like a hillbilly cum sock

by Heather Bothell August 7, 2022

sharpies in my socks

confused

Guy 1: You know the answer?
Guy 2: I dont know man. I got sharpies in my socks.

by samsonuwan May 11, 2021

Socks Vs Chocolate

Two Homies From The Hood Laughing About Some Guy Who Sells Socks And A Guy Who Looks Like Chocolate. This Is For William And Christian

William : "SOCKS!"
Christian : "Chocolate!"
Random Guy : "What The Hell Is Socks Vs Chocolate?!"

by Beau From The Vans Store February 10, 2023

swiss swamp sock

A Swiss Swamp Sock is when you jizz in someone's shoes and then they put their foot in and their sock gets soggy. Could be used for a revenge or just a practical joke.

"The bitch dumped me so i gave her the good old Swiss swamp sock."

by JITE MUFFIN February 24, 2010

Jedi, Sock, and Smith

A group of three guys that are assumingly gay (though its just a stupid rumour)

Hey, do you know Jedi, Sock, and Smith?

Yeah, theyre gay.

by bonbonbunny05 March 27, 2020

ding-dong sock

a condom

bobby decided to be safe, and put on his ding-dong sock

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020