closet monster

A person who acts goody goody in public but then when alone with a person of the opposite sex they.......LOVE THE COCK!!!!

Man, Jasmine is a massive closet monster!

by Pimpin November 20, 2004

braless titti monster

A word meaning, When one, usually a female with large breasts otherwise known as boobs}, tit, knockers, {ta-ta's, twins, chi-chi's, or boobies, goes out in public not wearing the correct support needed to hold those babies in, and could possibly be sagging a bit. This person could accidentally fall or might possibly attemp to run, jog, or sprint, scaring people because they are a braless titti monster

1.) Steve - Oh man, did you see that girl trying to run to not miss the bus?

Mike- Yeah, she was a braless titti monster

2.) Bettina - Oh my god Krista, I totally forgot to put on a bra before going to the grocery store!

Krista - Wow. You look like a braless titti monster

by Krista aka Shelia April 26, 2008

MILF monster

A term used to describe a girl that you would fuck madly without hesitation no matter the consequences.

Dick: dude, that chick over there is a MILF monster!
Bob: i know right?

by Da flying MILF Monster! April 18, 2011

crotch monster

A hungry midget that lives in your buttcrack. He eats your pants, which causes murphs and wedgies.

Ivan, the crotch monster's eating your shorts.

by wysiwyg May 15, 2004

Sass-Monster

Common term used to describe a males unsatisfying flacid limp weiner-schlong.

Mid sex kelly yelled to her lover "You're such a sass-monster!"

by Gdawg145654 July 11, 2009

Mushy Monster

When you massage your index finger counter-clockwise on a puckered sphincter.

"Is that dirt under your fingernails?"
No, I had an encounter with a mushy monster last night.

by Angerson / Smush July 8, 2010

yoga monster

Someone who eats you after yoga

"Where's Ana?"
"She went to yoga"
"She should be back by now"
"Maybe the yoga monster ate her"

by Blue Ridge Roomies October 27, 2005