jizz wiggle

The act of shooting cum and watching it slowly run down a girls stomach after masterbating violently.

"Dude, I jizz wiggled on your mom last night and she licked it up"

by Tigwigger93 December 15, 2016

Jizz whiz

That syrupy piss you take right after ejaculating.

Man, I just took a jizz whiz after pounding my lady.

by DJ Spigga 4 Lyfe July 07, 2012

Jizz Whiz

The act of going to the bathroom to relieve yourself (Pissing) right after the completion of intercourse or masturbation (Cumming), or both happening simultaneously by accident or with intent.

"After 50 minutes of thrusting and teasing, Jeff came all over his partner oozing them down. With some short breaths of relief, he waddled his way to the bathroom, took the toilet seat up, and proceed to release all the piss he had stored up in him. Jeff just did a Jizz Whizz."

by JTL07 June 11, 2023

Janitorial Jizz January

When it takes you the whole month of January to clean all the jizz from Destroy Dick December.

Damn that’s a lot of jizz from Destroy Dick December! Get ready for Janitorial Jizz January!

by Profstrange December 01, 2018

Computer Jizz

Another, more vulgar, word for thermal paste, the paste that you put on your cpu when building a PC

Person 1: I bought same day delivery for my thermal paste but still haven't recieved it after 2 days

Person 2: I'm suing Amazon - Give Person 1 her computer jizz!

by Alou_Online June 15, 2022

Jizz Bomb

|When one nuts into a condom until it's full then tying it and stomping on it, hence the name.

"Man, I made a jizz bomb and now there's cum fucking everywhere bro"

by Mia Dixie Rect October 05, 2019

barbecue watermelon jizz

barbecue watermelon jizz is the term for brollic black guys jizzing on white men/women

Dylan:Hey jamal, what are you doing?
Jamal:Not much just prepping my barbecue watermelon jizz
Cian: DYLAN LOOK OUT!
Dylan:Jamal! Why did you just Barbecue watermelon jizz are over me you silly nigger

by BWJpriest June 06, 2024