jizzlebasm 

An abstract word that can be used in any circumstance, as per the creativity/imagination/sheer stupidity of the user.

EG1: F*ck, I just jizzlebasmed your mom.
EG2: Dude! I managed to pull of a jizzlebasm.
EG3: A: dude, I'm so beast.
B: yeah right, you're about as beast as a jizzlebasm with cherry jam smothered across your ass.
EG4: Suck me, I'm the jizzlenator. Holy jizzlebasm!1!!one!!11!!1!!eleven!!1!
EG5: Can I please have some apple juiclebasm?
EG6: Holy shizzlefuck! He mercilessly jizzlebasmed that guys sister.
EG7: I bet you that there is a whole load of frizzlemcjizzlebasm in that van.
EG8: I just chugged 7 jugs of Jizzlebasm!
EG9: There is no EG9.
EG10: What the fuck is jizzlebasm anyway?

jizzlebasm by Papadouche March 24, 2009

Jizzy Queef

1. A post-coitus vaginal flatulation.

2. A fart out of the vagina that produces a sperm bubble

"Hey bitch."

"Yeah?"

"You get fucked without protection, again?"

"Yeah, he blew his load all up my albert poo holes, and I farted a jizzy queef in his mouth"

Jizzy Queef by DR.dicknose October 9, 2011

al jizzera

news channnel that shows terrorists jizzing all over the anchors face

im gonna see bin laden jizz all over al jizzera

al jizzera by jizza000 December 29, 2015

Walt Jizzney 

Someone who likes masturbating to cartoon porn.

Oh, I see you like that anime stuff, you're just a regular Walt Jizzney.

Walt Jizzney by The "monster" February 27, 2009

Jizzy Gillespie 

The act of ejaculating so voluminously into your partner's mouth that his/her cheeks inflate in the manner of a famous American jazz trumpeter.

"Holy fuck, Chris, take a full load I want you to Jizzy Gillespie."

Jizzy Gillespie by Sal Platter August 30, 2007

jizzified 

the act of being completely submerged in the seminal fluid of a gentleman caller, especially Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Rebecca: Yo girl, Tey-Shawn jizzified me last night. Good thing i was wearing a snorkel.

jizzified by turfburn29 December 4, 2009

Jizzle Drizzle 

When you cum in someone's mouth, and they spit it slowly over their lips.
Or
When the semen slowly ejaculates over the tip of the penis onto the receiving person's face.

God damn baby, you know I love it when you Jizzle Drizzle on yourself.

or
Baby, I'm gonna Jizzle Drizzle

Jizzle Drizzle by Fred asdfasdgfasfas October 25, 2017