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Fake Floydian 

A person who pretends to be a fan of the British rock band (the) Pink Floyd (sound), because they think it Is hip or cool; usually girls trying to get attention or otherwise note from guys. To determine if they are a true Floyd fan, just ask who Syd Barrett is.
Man, I started dating her, and it was great 'cause she liked all my music, but on further inspection, she was a Fake Floydian
Fake Floydian by Sweglerdsp00kz January 29, 2016
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Fake Plant 

A usually inorganic object which looks like a plant. Most often made of some sort of plastic.
"I'm going to water this plant!"
"No dude, that's a FAKE Plant!"
Fake Plant by Beholderface January 27, 2018
Cheap, drug store makeup dupes
Man, I have to go get some fake up from the drugstore
What’s fake up?
Makeup, but the drugstore dupes!
Fake up by Anxiety! at the Club February 5, 2018

Fake hair 

Hair that is fake
Isabella has such fake hair ew! 😂
Fake hair by AF.no May 29, 2018

Fake Friend

a fake friend is someone who pretends to be your friend, when really they don’t care about you at all
“hey did you see that natalie, kendall, and chloe are all friends again?”
“yeah, they’re all fake friends though. i heard natalie and kendall talking bad about chloe.”
Fake Friend by $$$wag June 10, 2018

Fake News 

Facts published by a legitimate news organization, to give a correct and realistic account of an event, situation or person.
“The Fake News said that Christmas will fall on December 25th this year”.
Fake News by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018
Someone who pretends to be nice but isn’t. Or pretends to be a friend when not🤷🏻 ♀️
“Oh my god Angel literally pretends to be my friend but then talks about me behind my back” said Sally. “Stop talking to Angel then she’s so fake” said Billy
Fake by Done_with_people1234 June 26, 2018