blompage

blompage is the squish above the thigh-highs or stocking that didn’t fit when worn by thicc girls.

blompage and blomp can be used interchangeably

“dude, i knew she was thicc! look at that blompage.”
“ugh. i wish i had more blomp, there needs to be more skinny thigh appreciation.”

by edumicate u April 10, 2019

Blum

A person who clueless and does not know how to talk.

*walks up to person
“BLUM!”

by Fancyfrog117 July 13, 2019

Blum Balls

Bluman balls; a severe case of blue balls; comes to only one individual by the name of Mackenzie Bluman

Fuck guys! The girls all said I was too hairy. I have Blum Balls now!

by FwenOlaherty September 3, 2019

BlimpSkimp

Some random dude on the internet who's name is Jason and also is known as Microwave Man. Any other information has been kept classified

"Blimpskimp is super smart, but super gay." Said the now-deceased ArixSage.

by AnonymoElonMusk October 6, 2019

Blimp

a person who is 100% rope bunny

Yo I heard that grace is a blimp

by A Person behind bars November 21, 2019

Bluep

The shit you take the day after eating a bunch of blueberries being that they turn your shit blue.

Katie: You shouldn’t eat all those blueberries in one sitting; you’re going to stain the toilet with your bluep tomorrow.

Brett: It’s ok, I don’t mind a little color on my life.

by Thebursk March 31, 2020

blampned

Being bamboozled. The act of being blamped.

YOU JUST GOT BLAMPNED!

by the blampenator October 18, 2020