When you insert your finger into someones asshole after consuming spicy finger foods. Especially when resulting in pain for the receiver.
I gave my girlfriend a Jedi Surprise party last week, and she still makes me wash my hands before bed
by KorihorAntichrist January 15, 2021
Get the Jedi Surprise Party mug.Gucci Surprise takes a little planning and is best achieved during quick sexual encounters aka, a quickie, ideally as soon as you get home from going out and your lust for each other is high. Get home, make sure partner places handbag on the nightstand / counter / bathroom sink, anywhere close to where there will be some fucking going down, rip clothes off and get after it, ending in the doggie style or simply "hitting it from behind" position. Now, this is important...right when you know your partner, the one you are behind, is about to climax grab the hand bag, place it over there head, and hold on as long as you can while still going at it and yelling Gucci Surprise Bitch! (you can leave bitch in or out, depends on how close you are) It's really great because as all the contents are falling on their head, they are then covered in darkness, but immediately know where they are cause every purse has a distinct smell. Hold on... You can also call this the "Hand Bag Hoe Down"
Got home last night after the bars, Ashley was all horned up, we got home and didn't make it past the kitchen until she dropped her purse on the counter and started pulling my pants down, was a perfect set up...I smashed it out from behind while she was facing the oven and ended it with a Gucci Surprise. Managed to hold on for about 15 seconds before she bucked me off.
by Hogpoo January 19, 2021
Get the Gucci Surprise mug.A “Hawaiian Surprise” is when you pause sexual intercourse by throwing a blanket over a girls head, in order to secretly put on a coconut bra and continue pounding without her knowing about your new wardrobe. Then when you’re ready you take the blanket off of her head, she’ll laugh, and her vagina will start to clench in and out for the ultimate “Hawaiian Surprise”
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