FattyCakeKittyCat's definitions

A toothpick a day

Sucking on a toothpick everyday like a gangsta. Until overtime the small microscopic wood particles collect in your intestine and it explodes. Requiring you to have a colostomy bag (crap bag) hooked onto your lower stomache.

Want a toothpick bruh. Nah man, a toothpick a day got me crappin in this bag.

by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018

broke the lamp

When nothing shines brighter than you,

Lookin so good, broke the lamp.

by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018

What the heck is on my face

A face painting game where you paint something on another persons face and they have 20 guesses to figure out what the heck is on their face, or they lose.

What the Heck is on my face? A tub of Vaseline.

by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018

Word Surprise

Word Surprise the new Hangman.

There's a dumb game on YouTube called Word Surprise, where two kids battle to guess a word for a sad man and prizes, to entertain their uninterested cat.

by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018

disqualifarted

When you are playing a game and you stink.

Ew who crapped themselves? You're disqualifarted!

by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018

eyebrow stamp

The laziest way to put on eyebrow makeup.

1st person: What's up wit ya eyebrows guh.
2nd person: Tryin out dis new eyebrow stamp.

by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018