Self optimizer

One who glorifies themselves at the expense of those around them or associated with.
My co-worker is a “self optimizerpurposefully promoting prowess over others to the detriment of those he/she views a a threat in their immediate environment.
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Self-Fapping

A term to describe a person who is shamelessly proud of themself, and showers themself in compliments.
Not self-fapping, but omg, these photos of me are so good, it drives me crazy.
by The Lord Meier August 11, 2022
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Self-Shotgun

When you begin to exhale a lot of smoke that's still good, so halfway thru exhaling, you breathe it all back in again.
I just learned to self-shotgun. Nice, now Budd Dwyer that shit until your lungs soak it all up.
by TakoTulpa March 31, 2023
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self continuous

verb
feeling upset because you have ginger hair

(does NOT apply if you willingly dyed your hair ginger because that was a choice and a challenge you brought upon yourself. you filthy animal.)
“she made fun of me for being a natural ginger, it made me very self continuous.”

“Jack is feeling self continuous because Faith made fun of his natural ginger locks”
by DG_23776 March 27, 2024
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self made rubicon

A person who is able to solve a rubik's cube without the instruction or guidance of another person, video or the knowledge of algorithms. This person is simply a baller and figured out how to rearrange those squares without the help of a peer or teacher.
Example: Did you see Kaitlin pick up that 12 sides die and just solve it? She's for sure a self made rubicon!
by Flowerk8lin December 1, 2018
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Self Uteral Destruction

When a female (more commonly young less experienced stupid chick) does or knowingly lets others do freaky

stuff with her vaginal regions that could potentially cause harm. Generally sexual in nature. In most cases alcohol or other recreational drugs could be involved.
“Becky needs to chill out! There’s a difference between A one night stand and sleeping with the whole bar plus there mom too! It’s like she’s stuck in Self Uteral Destruction mode....”
by RhianneSaurusRex June 6, 2018
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self chod

noun: an instance in which you fuck yourself

verb: to fuck yourself, to fuck up, to self-sabotage
"Jon says he want to make friends, but he always cancels plans last minute. He's such self chod."
Oedipus learned that he had bedded his mother, and plucked out his own eyes. It was a real self chod.
by montypythonllama August 7, 2017
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