montypythonllama's definitions

self chod

noun: an instance in which you fuck yourself

verb: to fuck yourself, to fuck up, to self-sabotage

"Jon says he want to make friends, but he always cancels plans last minute. He's such self chod."
Oedipus learned that he had bedded his mother, and plucked out his own eyes. It was a real self chod.

by montypythonllama August 7, 2017