When somebody is "ready" to leave, but are not prepared when everyone else is ready to leave. Usually due to procrastinating on packing ahead of time causing multiple last second trips to grab last minute items that were forgotten.
by RevelAndDance March 2, 2020
Get the Johning Aroundmug. When that one motherfucker that was in high school, comes to the reunion/function looking like a whole new person.
Dave: Yo look at DeMarcus over there! I can't even recognize him!
Quandale: Shit man, he just John Doe'd himself damn
DeMarcus: How do you do fellow niggaz?
Quandale: Shit man, he just John Doe'd himself damn
DeMarcus: How do you do fellow niggaz?
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER May 31, 2022
Get the John Doe'dmug. by urmomscodsquad May 12, 2020
Get the Bauer johnsmug. 
A gun loving writer and director. Who is famous for Apocolipse Now, Red Dawn, Big Wensday, and Conan the Barbarian just to name a few. Has 3 kids. Best friends are Steven Speilberg and George Lucas.
by Dionysus1207 January 12, 2013
Get the John Miliusmug. An unidentified man on a dance floor that is spinning out of control and taking anything out in his path and then exits the dance floor on the other side and disappears.
What happened to you? "I was at the club last night and a John Donado came out of nowhere and sent a skinny girl flying heels first into my face."
by SenorSauce March 2, 2023
Get the John Donadomug. by girl_who_is_man January 10, 2020
Get the John Emmettmug.