dirty mike

when the guy puts a slice of cheese of his choise on the girl's vagina and a hamburger bun. he then eats her out.

" i was gonna go to mcdonalds and get a big mac, but i decided to have dirty mike with my girlfriend"

dirty mike by court2knee October 13, 2008

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Uncle Mike

That one shitty uncle you know, who says that he has served in the US Army/Navy/Marines, and says that he has fought in WW2, Korea, Vietnam, WW1, Iraq, Libya and Afghanistan all at once, says that he has 25 Purple Hearts, 2 Medal of Honors, and all of these crazy amount of medals, and boasts about being a hero, even though he is only 36 years old and had never been a member of the Military for a single millisecond, he is very likely to own a military Jeep, or a Deuce and a Half.

-Oh look Dad, Here comes Uncle Mike, lets hope that he doesn't start to spew out bullshit for the 45th time this month.
-He probably will, I mean he was dropped head first after being born, Son.
-So that's why Uncle Mike is like this, thanks for letting me know dad.

Uncle Mike by beentherewithdabeanboiz May 21, 2020

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Tax Hike Mike

A nickname for the politician Mike Huckabee

Tax Hike Mike raised taxes again.

Tax Hike Mike by Sir Hotbod Handsomeface January 8, 2009

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Pull a Mike

To sit around at a train station for upwards of 10 hours everyday regardless of weather, in hopes that a good train will come. Mikes often enjoy chocolate milk, and calling people driving around the closed crossing gates "Stupid Knuckleheads."

Man! I pulled a mike for so long yesterday that my chocolate milk started to curdle! Tomorrow, I'm going to Pull a Mike again!

Pull a Mike by Not sick... yet July 6, 2011

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Big Mike

To go double digit negative in a Halo 3 match in multiple games in a row.

Shit, he just pulled a Big Mike in those last few sniper games.

Big Mike by NotB1gmike September 3, 2010

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fat mike

adj.
When someone busts open a locker and pisses on their shit.

"i am gonna bust open this kids locker and give him a Fat Mike."

fat mike by Shaggy March 9, 2005

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a mike

A guy who has sex with anything with boobs

YOU WERE WITH HER?!?! thats such a mike thing to do! (literally)

a mike by salem April 24, 2003

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