scrotum tits

these are produced after a male beaing has had a hernia in the scrotal region. the muscles contract creating an odd pointed shape with two bright red dots on each testicle.

"Yo! shit! i got some fuckin scrotum tits, dog!"
"My bitch won't fuck me, because my scrotum tits is nasty, b"
"My scrotum tits is itchy, dog"
"When i rub my scrotum tit nipples, my weanie smells like mayonaise"

by am h December 18, 2005

trailer tits

Obnormally early droopage of a girls tits, normally in the early 20's, due to dysfunctional genes and centerblocks under the house

Damn that girl looks fine, but shes has trailer tits, yo'.

by Sleezy July 23, 2005

flat tit

any woman (mujere) whose tit will just fill a table spoon.

I took a flat tit out last night. A hundred pounds of amorie, she was built for speed, she was nice.

by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006

fucking tits

awesomeness, stank buddah, the shit

Last night with your mom man, FUCKING TITS!

by Patrick from Atown November 25, 2006

butter tits

N. Pointed, pale breast found on young males. Usually resembling a pre-pubescent girls tits.

Today in Gym I saw Lunch Box's little pink butter tits.

by Squirrel Newton August 2, 2006

sweet tits

amazing; bitchin; best thing ever

Soberg: Dude, guess what?!

Bill: What?!

Soberg: I hit a home run in my game on Friday!

Bill: No way?! Sweet tits!

by bill magill May 10, 2010

teen tit

Affectionate term used by 20 somethings and 30 somethings to describe hot teenage girls

Can't come to the bar tonight. Spending time with teen tit.

by Chad O. May 22, 2005