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I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road. 

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.
"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"
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I/O shield blood sacrifice 

A term used when building a computer, specifically when Installing the I/O shield, and cutting yourself, as they are notorious for being sharp.
Ex. of the "I/O shield blood sacrifice"

Man: I was about to throw the whole tower against the wall! I felt like such an idiot. The IO shield is evil and requires a blood sacrifice!

Friend: It really is. I did a case transplant on Friday and it took blood even just for being moved from one case to another.

I want to die 

I want to die is a statement said mostly by internet memers saying they are exhausted or tired because of somebody or something's act, it doesn't mean suicide, its just saying they are tired of it.
Felix : I want to die

Grand : LOL
I want to die by Ebadlol June 30, 2020

I beg your pardon 

"I beg your pardon" is just a polite British way of saying "the fuck you just say"
Girl: I used to wear the socks under my brothers bed
Boy: I beg your pardon

I likes that 

street level black equivalent of "I like that"
Lakisha: That's Tyrone's new car.
Shanika: I likes that !
I likes that by Pizzlej September 21, 2020

i will delete your kneecaps 

if somebody says this to you run
if you like trump i will delete your kneecaps