cranialingus

The act of stimulating the soft spot on an infant's head with your tongue.

The posterior fontanel (the smaller spot on the back of the head) is more suited for fingerbanging/cranialingus.

by Brave Ulysses July 30, 2008

Crank Walk

The act of walking when one gets an unexpected chubby in a public place, such as at work, church, retirement home, Chuck E Cheese, or any other establishment where having a stiffy is innappropriate, to relieve a passion in the pants.

Bob: Hey Carl, how are you doing this morning?
Carl: Bob, don't talk to me while you have morning weiner... nobody appreciates the crank walk.

by taintmonster January 1, 2012

crank

crazy drunk mixed together into one super word.
CRANK.

kid 1: ay yo dawg what up
kid 2: nothin man did you bring the vodka?
kid 1: yeahhh son 2 bottles. we're gonna get crank up in this place.
kid 2: ohhh yeeeea

by iwontusemyrealname_304 January 23, 2010

Crank Case

1. A Crank Case is your bladder. This term is usually used when someone has to go to the bathroom and doesn't want to be completly rude or just to be funny.

2. A Crank Case is also a part in a car.

"Excuse me, I have to go defule my Crank Case."

by alabama April 9, 2006

crank

when a fool gets got

regaaalaaass nukka don't try to crank me...
that nukka got cranked...

by Coombs-by_ahhhhhhh January 28, 2007

crank

crank is a mixture of crunk and dank. It origionated when a middle aged woman wot confused with her adjectives and created a new meaning for an elderly word.
crank means the following:
crunk
dank
awesome
totally wicked
Matt

The only word we can use to describe wyatt is crank, wyatt is crank.

Dude, one time I ate this totally crank sandwich.

by Matthew Hoffman August 4, 2006

crantz

to rape a rapistin his mouth/arse.

the police are all probably crantzers

by tom November 25, 2003