trailer tits

Obnormally early droopage of a girls tits, normally in the early 20's, due to dysfunctional genes and centerblocks under the house

Damn that girl looks fine, but shes has trailer tits, yo'.

by Sleezy July 23, 2005

flat tit

any woman (mujere) whose tit will just fill a table spoon.

I took a flat tit out last night. A hundred pounds of amorie, she was built for speed, she was nice.

by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006

fucking tits

awesomeness, stank buddah, the shit

Last night with your mom man, FUCKING TITS!

by Patrick from Atown November 25, 2006

butter tits

N. Pointed, pale breast found on young males. Usually resembling a pre-pubescent girls tits.

Today in Gym I saw Lunch Box's little pink butter tits.

by Squirrel Newton August 2, 2006

sweet tits

amazing; bitchin; best thing ever

Soberg: Dude, guess what?!

Bill: What?!

Soberg: I hit a home run in my game on Friday!

Bill: No way?! Sweet tits!

by bill magill May 10, 2010

Missile Tits

The oddly-shaped bosom found on both females and overweight males that are usually the target of heavy social criticism. Often, these malshaped breasts have a normal base, however, they extend away from the body gradually, to a somewhat sharp point. The tips are common localtions for plush, oversized nipples. They're easily identified, as their unique shape can be seen under most garments and they have distinct motions during calistentics.

-Dom's firm missile tits perfectly accomadate his large, pancake nipples.
-Look, Brad's missile tits are almost as big as Traffic Cones!

by Jone Merler April 9, 2006

teen tit

Affectionate term used by 20 somethings and 30 somethings to describe hot teenage girls

Can't come to the bar tonight. Spending time with teen tit.

by Chad O. May 22, 2005