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Wayland Retards (WR) 

WRs are kids from Wayland who act immature and idiotic. There are multiple kids of Wayland Retards:
1. People who never or rarely talk. These people also must be somewhat stupid

2. People who act at least two years younger than their age
3. People who think they’re so cool when they’re actually not
They can be either mild, medium, or bad. You say the letters WR to make sure teachers don’t notice.
Student 1: in geometry class yesterday when Mr. Smith asked the class what’s 374*17, Addler screamed 69 and started dabbing.

Student 2: Such a WR. That kid tried out for the basketball team too. He didn’t make a single layup

Student 1: Wayland Retards (WR) are so annoying

Student 2: Agreed

retardist 

retardist: one who pursues retardation seemingly as a path to enlightenment
I think Bob has decided to become a retardist full time, have you seen all the stupid things he is trying to do?
retardist by Kaelli April 2, 2010

retardlican 

Any member of the Republican National Party. More closely relating to those that make under 1 million dollars and actually believe that the party they are loyal to will actually care about them.
I am aware that the retardlicans think that they will receive the same tax breaks as the top 1%.
retardlican by Master Freeza October 23, 2012

Mundial Retardinho Soccer 

The Paralympics equivalent of the World Cup. Except unlike the Paralympics which accepts people with any disability, Retardinho Soccer only accepts those with mental disabilities, and even includes people who are not disabled at all, but simply just retarded.
My application to Mundial Retardinho Soccer was accepted after I asserted that 2+2=5.

retargerous 

( a combination of the words retarded and dangerous) : something that is, according to most normal people, both retarded and dangerous, however one is to define the terms.
Even if done f-sag, goingassbogganing down the stairs into your basement on a mattress is still retargerous imho.
retargerous by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2014

retardmin 

Someone whome constant makes mistakes while being in charge of a Server.
Oh you retardmin, you just formatted the hard drive we needed.

or

The network manager is a retardmin hes thinks he is great but really he is utterly useless
retardmin by Robert "RaideR" Baxter February 12, 2008