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chronic retardation

When someone is chronically retarded!
girl one: why's that boy laughing for no reason?
girl 2 : he must have chronic retardation
by hairdyegal88 October 7, 2009
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eat retarded sandwiches

when an individual does something uncharacteristically dumb, even for his or her personality
Did you see what Zeke just did? He just jumped out of a tree and broke his arm. What a way to eat retarded sandwiches
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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Genital Retardation Syndrome

When your dick spins like the blades of a helicopter.
1: Dude, you just slapped me with your dick!
2: Sorry man, Genital Retardation Syndrome.
2: Ah, k. It's cool
by brutald January 10, 2008
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fat retarded tone

A fat retarded mf named Fat Retarded Tone or FRT for short. Usually smells like hot butt and bong water. Sometimes you can catch him in his busted ass 300 or wit his bum ass friend Fat Stanky Retarded Piece of Shit Big Show
“That dumb mf Fat Retarded Tone shit his pants again”
“Man this nigga Fat Retarded Tone smell like hot booty
by luhcheq May 9, 2018
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coked up retard

Someone is who is so coked up on the devils dust that they can’t function properly and keep fucking shit up
“Hey Jesse, you’re late to work again, that’s 3 times this week, you’re a fucking coked up retard”
by Gaddo4 December 2, 2020
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Ignoramusly retarded syndrome

Something that you call a person who is crazy messed up like jordan or eric. Since you are not allowed to swear at them, just say this word. Even the queen of England wouldn’t know why word you said unless she read this. ( pray to god she didn’t) a person with this rare physiological disorder acts a bit retarded. You can easily spot people with this syndrome the indicators are:
1) they take of their shoes often
2) they run around like a maniac
3) you feel like they are on some serious medication
4) they talk about random things like jumping out of the window or breathing concrete dust or eating a piece of the Berlin Wall

To cure this syndrome, all you have to do is:
1)make them eat food extremely slowly
2) tell them running causes some random disease and that’s why atheletes die.
3) tell them to drink water often
4) don’t encourage them to climb stuff
5) don’t tell jokes to them
Hey you! Yes you! You are a person with the ignoramusly retarded syndrome!

Eric: sAy w0t mae? O nevrmiound ima jump out of the window WEEEEEE
by Duckyfy21 August 12, 2019
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retard kid at hyvee

a retarded kid who works at hyvee and bags groceries and always hits on my sister. my sister--- emily b
OMG the retard kid at hyvee waved to me again today.
by blink fanatic March 11, 2005
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